I am an alpha male. Most of you are kind of sad, pathetic lacking guidance from any sort of male figure in your life...

I am an alpha male. Most of you are kind of sad, pathetic lacking guidance from any sort of male figure in your life. I just can't emphasize how pathetic you are and how great I am enough. I could go on forever about that. Most of you probably need a male role model in life and lack that so just ask me anything.

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>Shit was SO cash

pics or it didn't happen faggot

Narcissistic personality and attempting to hurt others doesn't make you an alpha male, just a psychopath.

Piss poor bait, my dude, but on a related note I can't help notice how many self-styled 'alpha' males are just anti-social virgins

Did war machine kill himself yet or do you just write letters to him in prison graphically describing how he should fuck your boipucci when he gets out?
Sounds like you try to have sex with anyone that says they're an alpha male, maybe you're just a slut

"alpha male" and posts as user, what a joke.

Are you high rn, fag?

Eat shit faggot.

you know it was funny if there was a game guess if it's a tranny or a girl kind of threads. then everyone decided they're faggots and they got rid of trips and posting ID's to spam BBC and trannies all the time. I just like to lurk and watch webcam sluts that do solo porn till they start sucking or fucking dicks and uploading it online.
High? Climbing mons pubis doesn't really require much effort. If you knew who your dad was he'd tell you the same.
implying i haven't whenever i get take out

Can you tell me why I'm so scared of the men's room

>I am an alpha male.
Stopped reading there, already knew it wasn't worth the read.

>Climbing mons pubis doesn't really require much effort.
So... you're saying you ride dick?

No, good god what the fuck kind of question is that. I seriously don't want to run into you there. I'm just going to make weird fart noises if I see you in a stall. You're like that kind of person trying to look at my junk while I'm trying to pee.

You wanna know why you're going to be a single middle aged cat lady and not a single mother? It's not because you or anyone likes cats. Honestly everyone resents them, but you're gonna have to get some hobby that causes brain damage to explain to people why you're a fuck up. Once in a while some guy will try to bang you because you're a weird pervert and then they're going to nope the fuck out once they realize you have a collection box full of shit.

I black out whenever I'm forced to go into one. Last time I came to in the woods, naked, covered in blood (I hope at least), and with 4,000 kroner tapes to my thighs.

I don't really leave my apartment anymore

>alpha male
>on Yas Forums
pick one, faggot.

Also what kinds of beverage mask the taste of haldol

What is an upper weight limit for a 30mg dose

>I am an alpha male.

No, you're not. You're just some idiot typing meaningless words on a stupid site, near the asshole of the internet. Just like the rest of us.

?? Stop projection, loser
>I don't really leave my apartment anymore
Well yeah vocifduoifahninethliehrtoiueho fucking nobody does virus problems or whatever aparently HIV wasn't enough to kill the fags so god had to blight the world with the chinaman disease
I'm not google or the star trek computer. What the fuck kind of question is that? Uhn tisss tiss techno rape music plays in the background when you ask this
Why don't you try eating buckshot instead?
Us? Why don't you think for yourself once in a while sheeple.

I can never die :(

Often, but not always, when I fart I start shivering real bad and I get a weird copper taste in my mouth. Is this normal? What can I do about it?

Thank you, Scott.

Sincerely,
Albert Bronte
429 N Sycamore Dr
Albany, NY

I'm the real Alpha...cause I fucked dudes

>Why don't you think for yourself once in a while sheeple.
>sheeple

You really ARE a fucking idiot, aren't you? This isn't a place for individuality. That whole "Man tells the truth while wearing a mask" thing is utter nonsense and this place is proof of it. Same threads, every fucking day. Same rhetoric, every fucking day. Same pictures, every fucking day. It only ever changes slowly, when something big happens, when people get THAT bored, etc.

You're here with us. You're one of us, taking part in the same threads, doing the same dumb, time wasting garbage. And you're wearing the "mask" of anonymity while doing so. We're all sheep here...BY DESIGN. Shove your individuality up your ass.

Smol dicc, no confidence also assburgers. How fix?

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On Tuesdays I get two slices of pepperoni pizza and a Sprite and I look at birds in the park

What's the sauce on op image?

For dubs you get answer

Judge Dredd movie with Karl Urban

OP here

Hi!

I'm scared!

Why does this read like a middle schooler's essay? Underage and b&

For dubs, you get a ty.

> Be Alpha Male
> Spends apocalypse trying to impress Yas Forums faggots
> Realizes was trap thread all along
> mfw OP'S A FAG

On closer inspection you appear to be a chinlet manlet that cums in his sisters underwear

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Yeah? You're embarrassed to get a blumpkin or what?
Is your mom single? Sounds like you just repeat what she says. You should get a real role model in your life instead of saying faggy stuff.
are not you? you're a big guy
I didn't say I'd fix you, I said I'd give you advice. You can't unfuck something that's fucked. It sounds like a lot of these anons have single mothers you could try to date. Just don't act like their dad and nobody has any expectations for you and maybe you score with a girl that wants you to clean the crap out of her house. I don't think we can set the bar very high for you here on standards, maybe a cat lady or single mom. If you fuck them right they'll shut the fuck up once in a while and stop bothering people that could fuck them. Take one for the team here dude.
Pizza sold by the slice? What the shit? I'd give that shit to the birds too. You can get a deal on an entire pizza.
She's a fucking brunnette. There is one other movie that's fucking probably alright. don't even bother man.
Why are you talking about your feelings?
Maybe because you got a big brain and everything is dumb compared to you because you're not 18 and everyone said that when they were kids.
Don't fucking humor him, the image is so fucking edited. She blew a black guy, and clearly this photo was edited with a white guy doing it. At least watch the fucking lesbian movie or some shit if you wanna like that girl.

so how long extacly can you repeat " me good, u bad, role model" for?

>alpha male here

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Fuck yeah, cough syrup and corn liquor is the shit!