>walk into party
>”ew, who invited user?”
>your reaction?
Walk into party
David Howard
Samuel Murphy
But this is MY house, I only went out to buy the drinks. Who the fuck invited YOU?
Owen Turner
It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum
Nolan Sanders
Caleb Roberts
Oh my god Stacy he keeps staring at me, he’s so gross
Robert Campbell
Xavier Wood
Nolan Hill
more!!
Aaron Edwards
Chase Rodriguez
OMG user you’re already balding!
Ryan Turner
Noice
William Gutierrez
I invite myself. Waiting to be invited is for beta faggots, now who wants some blow?
Colton Long
Oh my bad. Im just gonna leave this keg of dru.... i mean... extra pale'd stout just over her and be on my way...
Leo Perry
>Walk in confidently, posture straight, shoulders back
>Snatch girl's drink from her hand, prepare to drink it
>"Pff, I invited myself nigg-"
>See guy on the right, he might be black or latino, can't decide in time
>Freeze mid-sentence while trying to decide
>Everyone thinks I'm have a stroke, or have a stutter
>"neeeyyeahh hahaaa"
>Turn beet red, avoid eye contact with everyone
>Pretend to know somebody on the other side of the room, try to shimmy through even though nobody makes way
Dominic Gray
ur mum
Benjamin Long
I've always wondered where this photo came from. Any anons can give a quick rundown?
Daniel White
Sorry user but you have to go, this is a straight edge party
Michael Thomas
Noah Thomas
Aw fuck I meant guy on the left, I can't even spaghetti right over the internet
Jackson Sullivan
It's from a bit from a youtuber or vine, something like "when you don't know how to dance" and everyone stops dancing and stares
Leo Johnson
No thanks user, I choose god
James Baker
i think its from a video game
David Carter
Eli White
>smash first two girls heads into one another
>smash guy from scrubs head into girls head behind him and take the cup he is offering
>smash girls head across from scrubs guy into girls head behind her
>smash two girls heads behind them into one another
>drink with yestheory guy
Luis Reyes
The tension is palpable user, you really paint a picture
Noah Long
Kevin Anderson
ew, who invited you? you dog-donkey failed breeding product looking, std ridden, loose vagina having, ''Yeah, can you pleeeease give me a ride back home? my daddy won't even come pick me up, I think he hates me. you know? He stopped kissing me good night after my mom told him i told her I only let white boys cum in my pussy but I AAALWAYS swallow brown boys so I don't get pregnant from them. I don't know why he got so mad, I mean what am I supposed to dooo?? Let them cum in me as well?? what if I get a brown kid are you crazy??? From how I see it, I'm doing everyone a favour by swallowing black cum don't you think???'' type bitch. shut up
Dominic Howard
Be mad and curse people out.
Levi Kelly
does user need a diaper change?
Brayden Evans
Staring rips my composier and all the sudden my stomach reminds me that jalapeno poppers from the gas station was a big mistake.
At this point picking vomet targets for this level of social rejection is a reasonable exchange
Colton Perry
Tyler Reyes
Get drunk and fight someone. Fuck around break something get asked to leave respond with lol no, make out with some girl, puke on a carpet. Girl ignores me the next week. Leaves a note saying you had your chance I am giving up on you. High school was fun.
Nolan Phillips
"I invited me"