What's on your mind, user?

This world has passed the point of no return and is at present a death trap. A series of violent storms is about to develop which will wipe out most of the northern hemisphere in a single season. This is in part due to changes in the jetstream that cause fronts to "stall".

If you are interested look up "blocks" in the jetstream. The storms thus blocked will remain in position and grind away for weeks at a time.

This is followed by a change in the growing season. The growing season becomes less predictable causing world wide famine.

There are other pending events but I am too tired to write about them. Get to the equator while you can and if you live through to the cold and dust remember I warned you. It may help me.

Im 19, virgin and really want to get fucked but I Just dont want it to be with "anybody".

>in a single season. This is in part due to changes in the jetstream that cause fronts to "stall".
>If you are interested look up "blocks" in the jetstream. The storms thus blocked will remain in position and grind away for weeks at a time.
>This is followed by a change in the growing season. The growing season becomes less predictable causing world wide famine.
>There are other pending events but I am too tired to write about them. Get to the equator while you can and if you live through to the cold and dust remember I warned you. It may help me.
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I had no feelings toward Trump one way or another until Yas Forums became poisoned with politifags either whining about him one the one hand, or wanting to suck his dick on the other, but either way shitting up the board with their boring opinions. Now I just dislike the guy because without him, Yas Forums would still be a shithole of course, but less of one. Shit is as cancerous as the trap/porn/niggerdick threads every 30 seconds.

I want to give everyone the "gift"

I can't stay in any job any longer than 3 weeks or 2, i dont know why i'm always afraid of everything, i need money, but i always quit my jobs for apparantly no reason. i guess ill just kill my self so i can end my stupid life of fear of everything.

I can't help but have feelings for her, even if there's no way we can actually have something

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I'm seething over how my best friend since childhood has a girlfriend. I have no friends other than him, and I haven't been hugged for the past 6 months.

you are a fucking cunt for being a friend for me the first months then just turning around for no reason getting mad for no reason because of bullshit and anyone else will agree and fuck you for trying to put everyone else against me even though I am a nice guy fuck you cunt

If you're M, Male Virginity exists only by name. Get your best bros and go buy yourself a pretty whore for a night. Trust me, it'll help.

If you're F, ignore what I said above. Virginity is very real with you, and certainly, the less sexual partners a girl has, the better overall. Dont let yourself be pressured into something by society, theres a bunch of women still virgins in their 20's. Keep seraching for someone you'd be fine starting a family with if something happened, and rawdog that motherfucker

need pussy godammit

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I never watchyed = 1 episode of Friends

because fuk friends

774477 on 420

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I really want to kill chinks for giving the world corona

Watching all my friends go on with their lives and build relationships makes me want to kill myself

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I found out my wife is pregnant 2 days ago. She has fertility issues and we've been trying for almost 3 years. I don't know how to put into words how I feel.

exactly how i feel

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be afraid of this image.

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I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

Do i split up with a good gf to move back home and progress life?

u watching trainspotting again?

i want to drop out stupid ass school, win the lottery, lose virginity, then kill myself

I wish I wasn’t essential so I could chill

>Be 7
>wild kid
>family, friends and classmates camping on fourth of july
>doing sick jumps off a kelly hump on a 3 wheeler
>try to impress my lady
>take her for a ride
>hauling ass.jpg
>she gets scared and clutches my arm
>fishtailing-wtfbitch.exe
>wiggle my arm loose and shove her off
>the moment I knew. I fucked up.
>proceed to somersault headfirst 4th gear pinned
>remember hitting the ground, going blind and feeling every bone in my neck and back snap out of place like human Jenga crashing
>skid 20-30 feet
>"wtf was that user?"
>vomiting blood for what seems like forever
>girlfriend screaming and crying
>could hear everything (through blood pouring out my ears) but paralyzed
>best friends mom is a cop, immediately takes control of situation
>orders best friend to get gloves from car
>she strips me in front of the entire community
>shit myself
>blew out my pants, up my back and into hair
>"eewwww"
>GF = Triggered
>"leave him alone!!!" In the most blood curdling scream
>cop puts on gloves and sticks her finger in my ass to wiggle my tailbone
>confirmed broken back
>"no one has ever died of embarrassment" says cop
>takes my photo
>mom freaks the fuck out
>just doing her job
>beef with bestfriend over girlfriend
>cop pulls ultimate flex and leans in to tell me im in no position to argue
>cuffs me for driving intoxicated
>she is breaking my fucking arms and moving my broken skeleton
>cant scream
>best friend and girl clean me up
>"cant leave him like this.."
>12pm lay naked with only a sheet and girl to keep warm
>she lay with me and best friend talking
>I can breath and barely speak
>she keeps telling me to go to sleep but i know whats on the other side
>fuck that
>I eventually die (what i found out later is that my brain was seizing trying to restart my body) or some shit.
>hell is fucking cold
So sorry for the fucking novel. Bump me for rest of story. My memory/brain is awful so if i fuck up some stuff my bad.

Tl;dr: how i fucked up my life

congrats, user. feels good