ITT: dubs decide

ITT: dubs decide

No re rolls

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"Slut"

"Lets skip the small talk. Show me your asshole."

Haha hey :)) you wanna make daddy happy? How about you show me those feetsy weeties :)) unless you wanna make daddy mad >:(( in that case I’ll shit on your fucking chest you whore.

Hey girl, Im your typical alpha chad, let engage some boring small talk then move on to hooking up and me going balls deep on you.

wow look at the time. your late coming round my place for a quick shag.

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"it's the ducking adelina wine mixer"

Let’s get physical

Hey are you an N95 mask? Cuz I want you on my face

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

Ahem, you look very lovely.

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Winner

Winrar
Deliver OP

do you have a penis? if not I am not interested

Its 4 20 day today, do you have some lovely weed we can enjoy

This:
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And then act normal. If she asks you about it, send it again and then keep going on like nothing happened and she never asked.

"Specifically, I want you to physically wreck my anus with the largest eggplant you can find."

I'm a Jew

Are you a member of the tribe?

Are you hot and sticky?

let me touch ur bum hole

Fun in the sun honey bun?

When I mean physical, I mean i need to physically put you on a collar and lead and show you whos boss.

Can we fly somewhere on your dads credit card

I’m your new owner. I’m your god.

As in you physically come over and drive me down to the shops, i cant find my keys.

Want my cum princess? It’s better than your brothers.

You’re gonna be happy in my kitchen