Alright. it's time to listen up. Real talk

Alright. it's time to listen up. Real talk

Some of you are going to hate what I'm here to tell you, but in the end, you'll thank me.
Ever had your fancy car deliberately scratched with a key? Or sugar poured in the gas tank? Or something else done deliberately to it, so as to partially destroy your overpriced vehicle in some way? It was probably me. And the reason? FUCK YOU. You don't NEED it.

Now some of you assholes are probably sitting there thinking, "why would some jerk de-value my ultra-expensive car that I worked very long and hard, for?" See the above reason, dickhead. You only need a REGULAR car. Oh, and two other reasons. One, I'm levelling the playing-field. Do you NEED something with fancy gadgets and unnecessary comfort, while you drive around being a poncy, pantomime, pillow-biting prick and a cunt on the road? Do you need to spin your fucking tires and mash on the accelerator as if this gives you some sort of powercharge??

No

Do you NEED something that travels so far and beyond just about every speed limit in the world, unnecessarily endangering the lives of pedestrians young and old, tall and short?

NO

I'M the guy that brings everyone back to their senses.

I'M the guy who pours paint-stripper down that little gap where the hood meets the windows, and fucks your engine big-time.

I'M the guy who uses pre-planned routes to slip in and out of wealthy areas like a fucking ghost, using soft shoes, gloves and other items of clothing that will never be traced back to me, finding expensive vehicles that patrons park on the side of the road at night instead of in a garage.

I'M the guy who gets away with it. Every. TIME. Deal with it, pussy
I'm the guy who makes you think TWICE before purchasing stupid shit you don't NEED.
Downgrade your stupid death machine to something that gets you around, fucking meatheads

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If I can afford this "ultra-expensive" car, then I can afford insurance for it.

Enjoy wasting your time playing victim.

nobody needs anything, but my demand for such goods creates jobs and feeds families

OP doesn’t NEED to keep sucking cocks non stop....faggot

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cool story bro

I hope this is a larp, this is too sad to be real.

If I could catch you I would break you both legs. Why? You don't need to walk when you can crawl. Then I would track you down to your house and burned it down because you don't actually need it.
You're welcome.

My car is already shitty and makes a couple awful noises. Am I safe from your wrath, OP?

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Look m8, I get it, I feel a little butthurt when I see a person flaunting their wealth and materialistic mindset like they're the king shit. Big mansions, expensive cars, whatever. It can be a little sickening. That said, it's really not up to you to decide who needs what or what free people get to do with their money. That's really not your call. To pretend that you are is just as self centered as the guy throwing his money around for all to see. You're just being a destructive faggot and there's nothing admirable about what you're doing.

OP is a fag

regarding your post, cool story bro

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You're just a lowlife vandal that let it go to your head.

.40 cal is the inly cure for you. Im buying a C5 corvette soon thanks to all my corona bux.

Kill yourself.

Hopefully I'll catch you doing it so I can kill you

>Ford Mustang
>Fancy

Pick one faggot

I would love to see OP and this guy fight.

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this dumbass doesn't understand that people with nice cars have insurance lol

What a complete retard. Not changing anything

Your reasoning is poor, I'm afraid you are suffering from bad brain. I don't own a car, so if you have one you don't need it. I get by without one.
IM THE GUY WHO LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD
IF YOU HAVE A CAR EVEN A SHITTY ONE I WILL POOP IN YOUR GAS TANK

Nobody thinks you're a hero for this lmao.
I don't even have a driver's license so this doesn't affect me and yet I still think you're pathetic. Thanks for the laughs though. Get laid.

downgrade your living space to one room. you don't even need floors or a ceiling. Just dirt, sun, and four walls. You don't need a toilet. Dig a hole in the ground. Do you have any idea how much potable water you waste every time you flush a toilet, you selfish fuck?

He might be dead, but he still has good odds against OP

Holy virgins on the internet trapped inside longer than usual batman! this is the biggest cope I've ever seen!

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>Alright. it's time to listen up. Real talk
I'm pretty sure that's a larp

The fuck are you on about pussy? I derail bike chains and pee on bicycle tires. I remove wheels from razor scooters and tear suit cushions from wheelchairs. I am the equalizerest of the ball.

>Not carrying a small spray vial of paint remover
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>Real talk
Either a nigger, a wigger or a troll. Either way, no need to listen.

Oh no. Don't. Please. I'm shaking.

Yeah,and someday someone will break your nose, because, you know what, you don't need that either. You can breath through your mouth. You are a fool.

What a jealous little faggot. I hope you get fucked at some point for this absolutely idiotic behavior. Go scratch a Tesla i heard they are expensive.

This is probably bait, but if it's not, you're a retard. Instead of trying to get better and find success for yourself, you live in a state of petty anger because you lack the work ethic to move up. You choose to be a loser, then take your frustration out on other people who choose to be successful.

My 2019 Honda Accord 2.0T Sport has radar cruise control, something I would consider “fancy”, and cost me about 30 grand. It’s fast and looks cool, and I spent 4 grand on a set of wheels and tires for it. Would you deface it? Or do you only resent people who drive bimmers or teslas? I assume you would because your picture is of some piece of shit mustang. And while on the subject of resentment, does this make you feel good about yourself? Because honestly, I don’t really care bro. That’s what insurance is for. Personally, I wouldn’t own a luxury car because I just don’t make enough money to justify it but if I could, I would and I’ll be honest and say that I still wouldn’t care. If I had the money, fuck do you think I’d care about paying someone to fix whatever you do to it? You’ve shown me nothing. I’ve learned nothing, except that I can’t control the actions of imbeciles. Now I’m going to say something that you’re probably going to hate. After reading your post I’m it’s entirety, I will still own an expensive and cool looking car. Because I can.

Thread of butt hurt faggots getting mad at a larp haha.