meth dealer here. best way to defend oneself against a SWAT attack? lookin for tips and tricks i might not already know. molotovs come to mind at first but we might get shot throwing them. will i get put on a watchlist for posting this?
Meth dealer here. best way to defend oneself against a SWAT attack? lookin for tips and tricks i might not already know...
the best defense is to stop selling drugs like a stupid nigger and getting a real job and moving out of your grandmas house
nice bait
You have to do this. So your body already long gone rolling down a hill. You can flap over to it later. Works every time!
Nuclear weapons, or a large army, larger than your local SWAT teams as well as the national guard.
Failing that, maybe, like, don't get caught? So... Discretion...
Best way? Don't sell meth.
Second best way? Well. I'll just say I hope you're selling meth out of a fortress with an army. Idiot.
not an option. ive been in trouble before so its kind of fucking hard to make money when nobody will hire you
and i have my own house actually
>don't get caught? So... Discretion...
this has worked so far but im afraid some of the morons i sell to might snitch eventually
maybe i should just move around a lot
Move around from house to house. If you don't have several house to use, stay mobile. Don't sell shit out of your house. I don't care if they want an ounce, tell'em to bounce.
>Don't sell shit out of your house
i absolutely never do this
crazy how nobody has actually answered my question yet though
>Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold
>Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
>Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
>Number 4, I know you heard this before
Never get high on your own supply
>Number 5, never sell no meth where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce
>Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a methhead paying you back, shit forget it!
>number 7, this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
>Number 8, never keep no weight on you
>Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police.
>Number 10, a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
>Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up