YLYL
No nude but with sexual tendency.
Also my post is trash but ignore.
YLYL
No nude but with sexual tendency.
Also my post is trash but ignore.
sauce
idk if this counts or not, most likely doesn't; but it's kinda funny
pls return to geydit
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
lost
Mary Moody
sike? wtf does "sike" mean
this gives me a boner
It's an exclamation you say when you're just kidding.
Like you ask for a high-five but move out of the way last second. "Sike!"
It's supposed to be "psych"
Fucking sauce please
The name is literally on the fucking tin, idiot.
Euphoria
lost
Faggot
masterpiece
>you need to be 18 to post here