30 weeks pregnant and can't sleep

30 weeks pregnant and can't sleep.

I miss beer and I want to eat a fucking cow

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Yas Forums
4-20-2020

relinquish thine bosom or be gone, wench

Nah I'm good.

you can eat a cow so why don't you

Show preggo tits or gtfo

Sage

well its 2am and I don't exactly have a whole cow I can slaughter and eat at the moment

Nah I'm good

Oh jesus its vchan again...

Show vagene

>thinks sage works

You must be new here

yep its me! I've been gone for 4 days and boy did that feel like an eternity

I want to fuck an eating cow. Hey OP, wanna go out for dinner, my fellow man?

Sage

Hello newfriend

Hi V

Why can't you sleep?

Cmon, I wanna see those engorged milk filled baby feeders

Demon quads have spoken

Wish that could have been longer tbh.

Dated titties plz; it’s the rules.

hello user.

Well aside from the typical insomnia my child is now to the point where his movements can rattle me awake.
I sleep on my sides are he likes to go on the side I'm sleeping on squirm around and it almost like the feeling of when someone tickles your sides but more intense and its keeping me up

Tits or get the fuck out

nah.
Also there's no milk user. Milk doesn't come till after the baby is born. Granted there's probably some colostrum

Well too bad user. Unfortunately I am forever.

Nah

>my child is now to the point where his movements can rattle me awake
Have you considered knocking him out?

Show tits or stillbirth. Take your pick.

Can't I fuck you really hard? I've.. Just always wanted a threesome

Lol I'd rather not give him brain damage if I can avoid it

hey V
I'm an alcoholic who feels like shit the next morning because i just get black out drunk every night. I'm sure you chose to have a baby and make a decision to be healthy and support your child. that's a lot better than how i'm doing.

And how's the mother doing?

nah I'm good

Good with stillbirth?

You are on Yas Forums all the time. He may as well be autistic already :/

well I'm not drinking alcohol but I'm still eating like shit so Idk if I'd say I'm making that great of choices

I just said how I'm doing.

Nah neither.

True, I have faith he will take after his normie father though!

Does the cow HAVE to be fucking?

Yas Forums is reddit now.

Yes hello I have a question for you


why have you not posted your tits yet

>a fucking cow
u mean a bull?

I admit meat In the midst of pleasure would taste better.

Because I don't do that. I haven't for the past 15 years and today won't be any different

Eh whatever

Pop a Xanax.

Wish I could

Wait, V Chan is pregante now? Vocaroo chan? from LA who hates black people? no wayyyy

i hope you know alcohol is a lot worse for your kid than food. if you dont think that, why the fuck are you having a kid

So, has your husbando cum on your preggo belly yet?

la ejaculacion del hombre onto el breastorios del chica

its gonna die in your arms soon as it crawls out of your coin purse gasping for air.

Uh yea user. Going on my 8th month now lol.

Well I know that but still doctors have been giving me a lot of shit about my diet

No why would he? We never cared for the pull out method

Nah hes healthy