Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. The virus has been contained in china and it has peaked in europe and us too...

Covid 19 will disappear in 2-3 weeks. The virus has been contained in china and it has peaked in europe and us too. The number of daily cases is decreasing rapidly. The measures taken by the governments are working well and we will be able to return to our normal lives in 2-3 weeks.

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>tfw have become accustomed to this sedentary life style
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK

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pretty sure you said that about 2-3 weeks ago, fag.

no

nah these protests with all these stupid ass old people are gonna result in a big ass "second wave" even though we haven't even gotten through the first one looool

everyone needs to believe this. i'm invested balls deep that this stupidity will result in a global depression. please make me rich. go to the beaches that are open. cough on everything. please please.

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op does it bother u that harvard and german scientists are saying that covid has the same mortality rate and contagiousness as the seasonal flu? last year 80k died of the flu in the us. what was this shit really about?

But COVID-19 is highly contagious. Only because of that it will end up killing far more people.

No, it is more contagious than flue, but has lower death rate because it is predicted that around 15% of world's population could already be infected with Covid 19 which means that the death rate is way below 1%

>please make me rich
how?

when in doubt, buy AMD

I've gotten use to this life, not because of corona, but because I dropped out and spent a year jacking off, and smoking weed. I start back at school like a month ago, went for 4 days, then everythings on lock down. heh, weird stuff

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And then it hits back hard in september
fingers crossed boys

Reported. Have fun explaining to your cellmates why you want their parents dead.

once we're back to normal, it might spread a second time which would mean were fucked again +economy has still taken a giant blow

>last year 80k died of the flu in the us.

Yeah over a whole year and without social distancing measures put in place.

We've had 40,000 deaths in the last couple months even with lock downs and social distancing measures in place.

Its not rocket science man.

still, 20k death in france italia and spain in a month makes covid way deadly than regular flue. it is now a thug coronoa we are dealing with

>more contagious
Far more contagious. Unchecked and without social measures, the models call for 80-90 percent infected. Which puts a 1% death rate at over 30 million in the US alone.
It's only the various measures taken by the states (despite the feds apathy) that might keep the mortality rate down to flu level.

You give your government way too much credit.

So you said 4 weeks ago. How many times will you cry wolf?
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Good thing the death rate isn't 1%

Nah it's projected to be something like 3-4% based on the assumption that we underestimated the actual cases, so worse.

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And yet it's not even close to 1%
Projected hundreds of thousands of deaths with mitigation in place.. were at 30k.

Not trying to give them credit just saying that comparing the number of deaths to a virus without those measures in place over a longer period of time is just dishonest.

It is undeniable that without those measures in place right now the number of deaths in the US would be way way above flu level. And the fact that were already in the 40,000 mark in the last couple of months even with measures like that place just prove how much deadlier this is than seasonal flu.

African cities that have no means to enforce mitigation measures havnt been decimated.
So...

Indian cities that have no means of enforcing mitigation measures haven't been decimated.
So...

Yep, 2k deaths today in america..... sure does look like its under control faglord...

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More people die from heart disease alone every single day of the year.

No. The prediction was 100k with mitigation, up to 220k with only partial mitigation.
So your point that we're not there yet is somewhat valid, but it may yet happen. After all, we're the USA, number one in everything. Cases, deaths, and catching up on per capita (from number 12).

Man, I rather have coronavirus than be back to my horrible regular existence, where I'm being sued, go out with hypocritical friends who barely give a shit about me and not having enough time to spend with my close relatives.

This whole thing has has given conspiracy theorist so much more credit. And I think it's starting to turn normies into believers.

But on a personal level I fucking love this virus. I got a two month paid vacation and with all of my side jobs that I picked up I have made an extra four grand a month.

The economy might crash but at least I'll be going into it with good extra money.

Who is at 30k?

>The virus has been contained in china

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Guys, the thread is over. Sage if you have to keep posting like fucking faggots.
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If your friends don't give a shit and you want to spend more time with relatives, ditch your fag friends and use that time to spend with family

You made this thread 4 weeks ago as well.
Will you make another on in another 4 weeks?
You dumb animal.

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You believe Chinas numbers apparently.
We have more cases because we've tested more.

Nice job at moving the goalpost.

If the flu kills 80k in the US in a year when we let it go free and can vaccinate against it then obviously a virus that kills half that many in a fraction of the time that we can't vaccinate against is going to be more dangerous

The world has a population's problem. 2-3B deaths would be very ideal.