Welcome

Welcome.

Welcome to City 17.

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

Singles
>Sent to Nova Prospekt

Doubles
>Escape to join the Resistance

Trips
>Become a Metrocop

Quads
>You are Gordon Freeman

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Big pp mode activated?

rolling

Don't drink the water! They put something in there to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here

forget freeman

Niggers.Beat them with crowbars

Shut the fuck up pewds your videos are gay and you're a nigger lover kys immediately

Fuck my shit up

roll

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Fuck breen

the guy in the pic looks like the Iranian general that Trumpy-boi blew up back in January.

Pick up that can

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Can't wait for the VR mod to drop

>the guy in the pic
Enjoying your summer, champ?

roll

Better roll than be rolled am I right?

Would rather be with Vortigaunt frens

Yes.

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So C.17 is in Iran then?

dubdubs viva la resistance

I'mma pick up the can

Small pp

just fuck my shit up

Roll

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roll

rolling

Rollerino

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE!

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What are they resisting? Heterosexuality?

Rill

gman get

rooooll

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Rolling