Alright Yas Forums, my dumbass girl got preggers so what are your dumbest names for a kid?

Alright Yas Forums, my dumbass girl got preggers so what are your dumbest names for a kid?

I already hate this little shit and am going to resent paying for its stupid child support for the rest of my life, so the least I can do is make sure it has a name that equally sucks. Its mother has an IQ that's pushing down to 70, she's hot but god-damn is she dumb. Hot as fuck, but too fucking dumb to even properly use birth control. On the plus side, she'll go along with literally any name I want. At least I can rest easy knowing the kid will be lucky if its not functionally retarded.

I'm thinking like Stand Mixer or Toyota Corolla right now. Gender-neutral since I'm sure as fuckk not paying for all that neo-natal shit to find out its missing an arm or some shit.

Also quads names the kid outright. I'll send you the birth certificate if you want.

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courage wolf

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How about Lucifer.. means light bringer..

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love preggos

That's the best you can come up with? Fuck off.

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A fucking name faggot. Take your degenerate pregnancy fetish to the fucking tranny threads or some shit.

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Kill yourself for being that much of a cunt to your unborn child you nigger

Go with the name Jonathan

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