Alright Yas Forums, my dumbass girl got preggers so what are your dumbest names for a kid?
I already hate this little shit and am going to resent paying for its stupid child support for the rest of my life, so the least I can do is make sure it has a name that equally sucks. Its mother has an IQ that's pushing down to 70, she's hot but god-damn is she dumb. Hot as fuck, but too fucking dumb to even properly use birth control. On the plus side, she'll go along with literally any name I want. At least I can rest easy knowing the kid will be lucky if its not functionally retarded.
I'm thinking like Stand Mixer or Toyota Corolla right now. Gender-neutral since I'm sure as fuckk not paying for all that neo-natal shit to find out its missing an arm or some shit.
Also quads names the kid outright. I'll send you the birth certificate if you want.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:11
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April 20, 2020 - 00:14
How about Lucifer.. means light bringer..
April 20, 2020 - 00:14
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April 20, 2020 - 00:15
That's the best you can come up with? Fuck off.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:17
A fucking name faggot. Take your degenerate pregnancy fetish to the fucking tranny threads or some shit.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:19
Kill yourself for being that much of a cunt to your unborn child you nigger
April 20, 2020 - 00:19
Go with the name Jonathan
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April 20, 2020 - 00:21
As a new father whose little babygirl is 12 days now....Fuck you! How can you not love your child, no matter how her mother is?! It is your child!!!
April 20, 2020 - 00:22
>Kill yourself for being that much of a cunt to your unborn child you nigger
this. Question is who really is the low iq level faggot, fucking a dumb slut raw. At least be a man about it you waste of oxygen.
April 20, 2020 - 00:22
She is dumb but you were too fucking stupid to pull out.
April 20, 2020 - 00:22
Are you triggered? Don't be mad because you're a neckbeard virgin. Go back to the anime loli threads.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:23
Why you gotta call me out like that user
April 20, 2020 - 00:23
Now we're talking. A nigger name for a dumb white kid. Should the middle name be like Biggie or Tupac? Or maybe a wild card like Django Kid Rock
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April 20, 2020 - 00:26
Bahahaha burn mofo!!!
Birth control is a two way street dumb ass!!
Kids grow on you, dont be a total faggot about it, who knows you might enjoy being a dad.
If the bitch is dumb then can do all sorts of kinky shit when and if you get time so enjoy opp
April 20, 2020 - 00:28
Try a name like Gavim
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April 20, 2020 - 00:28
fuck it rolling
Doug Dimmadome
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April 20, 2020 - 00:31
I like the way yoou think.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:34
Don't be retarded faggot. No one wants children.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:35
toyota corolla is literally a great name, idk why youre even asking when you already had the answer you fucking dipshit
April 20, 2020 - 00:36
>I already hate this little shit
Guess who gettin' doxxed and taught a lesson soon
April 20, 2020 - 00:37
Its probably not even yours, jackass. Dont worry about it. I wouldn't fuck you and I doubt she does either.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:38
I always thought Chlamydia was a pretty name.
April 20, 2020 - 00:39
Dixon Cider (your last name)
April 20, 2020 - 00:40
Well damn nigger, just go get a pack of smokes and never come back
April 20, 2020 - 00:41
Its mine fucktard. She's in love or some shit and completely devoted. She's too dumb to fuck anyone else.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:41
Its 2020, faggot. The government wil find you unless you go to Mexico or some shit and I'm sre as fucck not going to Mexico. They'll even steal your stimulus check, they already stole mine for my other retarded baby.
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April 20, 2020 - 00:44
Yeah, you for sure got cucked. Just wait till lil Koby comes clawing his way out your girls pussy
April 20, 2020 - 00:44
I feel Chlayidia is a better middle name. The kids in elementary scchool won't even know what that iis to make fun of it. Maybe like Herpes.
April 20, 2020 - 00:45
poop
no middle name no last name just poop
April 20, 2020 - 00:46
River. post the certificate plox.
April 20, 2020 - 00:47
La Queefa if it's a girl
April 20, 2020 - 00:48
