When the (((vaccine))) for (((COVID-19))) finally arrives...

When the (((vaccine))) for (((COVID-19))) finally arrives, and we're all forced to take it or lose out on (((essential services))), what will be the best way to remove the (((nanochips))) the (((vaccine))) contains, that will keep us tracked for (((easy contact))) and (((reliability)))? Do you think a standard defibrillator will work? Or will something more extreme be necessary?

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You are anticipating a conspiracy?

why are ((you)) talking like a fucking ((retard))

DEFINITELY use a defibrillator on yourself if you survive long enough to get a vaccine, but I don't know if it'll be enough.
Most nanochips can be overloaded and rendered dysfunctional if you change your blood chemistry enough. Try drinking a little bit of hydrogen peroxide and white vinegar before bedtime, increasing your dosage a little bit each night until you're up to 2 tablespoons each for a week, that should be more than enough to fry it.

You (((silly))) fucks worry about fucking ((( nano))) chips, while posting like fucking ((( retards))). Not one fucking ((( consideration))) about that God damn ((( cell phone))) you use everyday that tracks everything you fucking do. Go fuck yourself with you feeble minded bullshit about nano chips that track you you fucking retards.

Get a massive magnet & rub it on your head.

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What a fucking asshole

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This asshole again with the same old lame post.
Fuck off moron.

Are nanochips a type of potato chip?
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If you mix bleach with ammonia in equal parts and inhale the fumes in large quantities it will get in your blood stream and fuck a nano chip up very quickly. No more tracking you after that.

>Do you think a standard defibrillator will work?
yes, yes it will. Place the pads on your temples and fire away full power; that'll sort you out.

It's also good for cleaning fursuits

>ShareBlue
2016 called, you have to go back.

Can confirm

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the COVID-19 vaccine will never be compulsory or mandated while Trump is in power.

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>Are nanochips a type of potato chip?
yeah, just smaller.

more tinfoil on that hat pls

Drinking about a gallon of bleach does the trick, important is to drink it BEFORE you get chipped, this will grant a protective film around all the cells in your body so nanotechnology can't attach to them.

That's smart, normal potato chips are really too big to eat in one bite. Nanochips sound perfect.

If you have one to clean I'm sure it will do a hell of a job, right after you wipe that pesky nano chip out of course

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I think you'd need something more extreme. Maybe place an small magnet on your paddles before you shock yourself to spread the magnetic field and kill the chips.

Speak English, you drooling coon.

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I see the secret message.

Vaccine COVID-19 essential services nanochips vaccine easy contact reliability.

I can be contacted reliably for the nanochips containing COVID-19 for essential services. You already know where to look for me.

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(((Why))) is (((OP))) A retarded (((faggot)))

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