What are your thoughts on guinea pigs?

What are your thoughts on guinea pigs?

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not nearly as soft or as filling as a ferret

Cute but rabbits are better.

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i have an intense hate for them that i cannot describe

tasty

a rabbit den is called a pussy

Cool.

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They are a bigger and worse hamster.

I've been thinking about starting a guinea pig farm, my reasoning behind it is that they're less intelligent than chickens and I think chickens are cuter than them anyway. My main concern is that people will think I'm a weirdo

Your pet snake will love it.

there a little harder to fit than hamsters

they lay delicious little brown eggs, try them.

if u have an average dick, u can break its hips and slide inside, but it dies generally afterward

wheet wheet wheeeeet

Great pets, but high maintenance if you want to have them live over five years. Special diet, purified water, etc.

Feeding live prey to any domesticated animal is irresponsible.

>trips checked

Indifferent? When I see them as pets I just think, why not a rabbit, or a chinchilla. Or hell, a rat! Where are these fucks in the wild.

I want to be a little pig

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Just get the short haired breed. I like ferrets, those require astroglide

guatemalans seem to like them.

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Literally autistic little aggressive fuckwits.
I'd love to see someone pour gas over one and light it on fire just to hear it screech one last time. Noisy fucks.

It's a mess to peel them, but then they are really tasteful and tender.

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Fiance has 2. They're actually better than I thought. Definitely not a first pet for a kid like you see. There's a decent amount of maintenance and care. They also aren't as loud as people make them out to be. They squeel for meal time, but that's it. A proper feeding schedule is key for a quiet pig.

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Is anyone going to post the webm?

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Are you trying to provoke a war in here?

Hymn......I’m not sure...I think I’ll need to rub some tests on them before I can give you a definitive answer.

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my second favorite meat after ostrich

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south america

They're not in the wild because they're domestic livestock originally bred for their meat.

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Really cute, love the noises they make