How do i break up with my girlfriend of almost 5 years...

How do i break up with my girlfriend of almost 5 years? I have no more feeling for her or i just got tired of relationships idk my reasoning, all i know is I dont want to be in this relationship anymore. Dubs and ill do exactly as they say no questions asked.

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Tell her you wanna fuck her mom

an hero

She’s been with you for five years, and you want to dump her because you’re bored?

Unfuck yourself

Ding ding ding

Kek has spoken

Get blackout drunk nightly and pee in her while she's sleeping until she ends it. Daily pics and updates required.

Tell her you don't feel anything for her anymore. That's it

He's unhappy with the relationship, he doesn't have to justify anything.

Mail her your poo

not because im bored, because i dont want to be in a relationship anymore. been in a relationship since the start of HS and dont feel like i have any room for myself anymore

Fucking kek. This OP

Amen.

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Doubles confirms it. An hero.

You don't need a reason if you just feel like it. However, if you've been with her for 6 years and are willing to break up with her by saying whatever one of the sick poor deplorable fucks on this board instructs you to, then you're definitely so retarded that she's better up without you anyway. Go fuck yourself, you idiot.

Omg all those hero dubs

Holy shit you know what to do faggot

Holy fuck. It is meant to be!

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dang a random person on the internet totally made me sad

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Checked

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WHY TF IS THERE SO MANY DUBS TODAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!

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Holy shit indeed.

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Wtf!!!! This is epic!

Holy kek!

The stream of dubs, trips and quads confirms that this is a sign. An hero user godspeed.

what is this fuckery?
god tier bread?

Alright guys, i guess i HAVE to break up with her, ill respond with something in the next month or so

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This is insane.

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is it over yet?

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>in the next month or so

You're gonna pussy out. Do it now, while the power of the digits is with you

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It's finally over.

The power of digits compels you.

>"The almighty digits have spoken. Begone THOT!"

it's never over

well, OP...

reason i say a month or so is because i still need my shit from her house, i left ALL my MTG cards there and some other shit, she aint gonna keep those!

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You don't need that shit if you're dead