What do you hate about your body?

What do you hate about your body?
I have scoliosis

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Nikita?

im overweight at 6'1 and 103KG. Need to lose at least 20KG but im depressed so never manage to lose more than 203KG before putting it back on.

I have an annoying rash on my body that basically just looks like a bunch of red splotches all over.

People always have to comment about it asking if I have psoriasis or something and I get so sick of it that I just say yes so they shut up about it. I’d rather be morbidly obese since I could atleast get that under control.

I have the body of a 13yr old boy but I am nearly 40. Literally, 40yr old pedophiles look at me and try to charm me. As soon as I speak they get a look of terror. I am a grown ass man in a child body and it is the worst fucking thing ever. Women look at me as a creep, I get laughed at when I speak in stores. I have one friend in this world and it is the only way I get through. Everything in my life is a god damn joke. I get told to become an undercover cop for middle schools, or to be bait on a predator catch show. Women who know me will tease me that they want to play teacher, but they wont even touch me because they feel too weirded out.

You think being a fatass with no social skills is bad, try being me for a day...

I mean honestly, would it be so bad to be some sort of undercover person getting paid to bust pedos? Either way, that sucks. I feel for you bruh.

>never manage to lose more than 203KG before putting it back on.
Is that like, reincarnation? Hell of a diet strategy.

Do you want to have grown men looking at you with those eyes of desire to fuck your ass?

How bad? Do you have a Cobb angle reading, ever had therapy for it, or is it just some faggot chiropractor telling you you have a scoliosis when you're actually within normal limits?

Is that a medical thing, no puberty?

Every time I cum it's a fucking tidal wave. I hate it. Girls always bitch about it after we fuck, condoms rarely hold it all, and I'm terrified of having kids because of it.

And Milonakis?

Hormones fucked up since birth. No money for meds until I was 20

Well no, but you’d be helping taking those kind of people down. You’d be like a super hero, user!

penis doesn't work

Are you like that guy that would make gifs of him cumming on towels and just absolutely drench them? It seems hot for like a minute but I can definitely see how that would be straight up obnoxious.

Fuck, sorry to hear that.

I find this hard to believe
post pics

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Like, I can fill up a shot glass with a single load. If I wait more than a few days to cum I have to do it in the shower because of the mess. People think it sounds hot, but when you deal with it every day, it's really not.

I have yellow teeth, it's the only thing that I don't like.

Any suggestions for it?

I have varicocele on my left ball and I'm too much of a pussy to see a doctor about it

damn that sucks man. But don't let it stop you from killing it out there. Look at Jack Ma, the guy looks like pinocchio,but swims in money and whatever depravities he desires. Take care

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I have a skin bridge on my cock. It's not as terrible as it could be and no women have ever complained, but what the fuck? Fuck my parents (rip) for getting me circumcised and the not properly making sure it healed correctly. DON'T CIRCUMCISE YOUR KIDS

you can get them whitened? I guess if you want to go the cheap rout you could knock them out..

same size as the average asian

The inability to secretly fap (besides shower) must be frustrating. On the flip side, are you attractive enough for porn? Be the next Peter North or something.

gut and thighs

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Anybody know who this is?

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OP here I never have had it checked out
I'm just assuming by the way it looks
Could just be bad posture. But I don't leave the house without a jacket.

Out of shape and old, obviously most of us don't hate it that bad or we'd change it...

Big ears, broken nose.

My nose broke 2 years ago, never got it fixed. Its fine

Post pic? Medfag here, give you free professional opinion. In the meantime, I can 100% guarantee that other people don't notice stuff like scoliosis anywhere near as much as you might think.

I'm too damn handsome. Like seriously. I'm a fit 6'2" and with bushy blonde hair and deep blue eyes. I can't walk down the street without girls and the occasional guy stopping to stare at me. It's a curse. I can't seem to have a meaningful relationship, just tons of empty sex. Non-stop fucking is so tiring. I wish this horror would end.

could always take the easy way out

no help?

I thought that way for a while, but there was always family and friends, sometimes even work acquaintances from the lab to talk me down. You people don't know how hard it is being like this.

go to a specialist

That sounds absolutely terrible. You’re more than a piece of meat!

His super hero name should be "the kid"

Post pics of body as proof.

Or Man-child

1) calculate the calories you need with one of the online calculators and count the calories you eat
2) do cardio/strength exercise a few times a week

i'm 6'0" and last year i was 104kg, now 78kg, it's definitely possible user but it's 80% mental, 20% physical