So I got a new phone. What should I do with it? Not putting it in any orfaces or breaking it. All else is fair game...

I never said inside your anus, just put it on the surface

Cum on it obviously

007? Fuck I don’t wanna but I do at the same time

Give it somebody as a gift

break it

Download animal crossing and vibe

FUCK THATS A GOOD IDEA

CP as wallpaper

Attach a magnet to the back, Throw it down a well. Then, Get a fishing rod with a magnet on the other end and throw it in, And retrieve it. Record the whole thing.

Oh shit checked