Bros I need your assistance. Please help entertain me while I work this selection of substances

You guys you guys you guys you guys seriously

Why in the fuk am I having so much trouble finding images that qualify as the right size to be posted from my mobile device. I am so not sober enough to attempt messing with this so my selection of images is severely limited and I can only keep this magical chemical reaction

God damn it God f****** dammit no one there seriously no one here where the fuck is that asshole thats always first to call everybody a faget go not posting 3? I may be three sheets to the wind 8 beers into a six pack 12 g into an 8-ball one card shy of a full house one dick single-handedly over-pumped into sexual dysfunctionality running on only 3 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours while implementing brand new dietary changes- implementing a regiment of appetite suppresing booger sugar

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hey dude I guess this is as good a post as any to say this.

I think I figured out how I'm going to die.
One day, not sure when, I'm going to impulsively grab something sharp and rip open one of my arms. Then, once that bandaid has been ripped off I'll do the other arm. And then what happens happens. God damn I hate myself.

Whoa whoa whoa hold the f****** phone my beer is empty let me grab another one real quick

Go do crack somewhere else nigger

Let me hear some details my friend .what's got you down? what's series of events have led to you feeling this way? How is it that you ended up in my thread of all places? How attractive you think you'd looksprting feminine undergarments? What small change could you make to your daily life that overtime would be nothing but beneficial?

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My friend I assure you this is some veryfine aromatherapy product provided buy a former member of the Armed Forces who guaranteed the quality upon delivery. I'm not a Gambling Man but I'm betting a good sniff off the top of this pile might lead to us being friends. life israndom like that man

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I signed onto social media and looked at peoples posts for the first time in a while. Left and right I see happy people. Highschool friends who've started families.
I on the other hand is an extremely overweight, loner shut in felon who hasn't had a job in years nor the desire to look for one.
I'm turning 30 in a few days and I've done nothing with my life and I've never had anyone to call a significant other.
Other facts about me are so socially vile that I suspect that even the suicide hotline people would help me tie a noose.

Found your thread randomly in the front page and saw that no one is replying. And I'm so repulsed by my appearence that I do not pose for photos. So feminine underwear is a no go.

A small change in my daily life... a prescription to study drugs. so I can work on my art skills.

Maui Wowie!! NOW THAT was a line!! F*** it random story time beme 31 chuby on my way to stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth white 6'3 male bearded got a bucket list full of goals to work towards well always keeping fond memories of goals achieved

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Not feeling down. I’m relatively in good shape, but don’t like photos of me. But that being said, I prefer female/feminine underwear, more comfy. Not thongs tho. One small thing that would be beneficial in the long run? Perhaps some certificates for what I do for work(quite successful).

Bro that's some straight-up hard honesty right there and I understand that struggle. Well I may not have had the exact same experiences you have we do share so many similarities and they're so obvious in fact that even during my planned over the legal limit questionable substance fueled weekend loner party I can understand that

So check this out at one point in my life over 10 12 15 years ago now I really don't want to keep track of exactly how long it was now I spent 6 1/2 to 8 hours with a loaded firearm in my mouth thinking very very very hard

All those years ago it could has been my final chapter the end of the road the self induced untimely completion of my existence in this physical plane

Hit me up on Snapchat if you want.... and let me verify for myself using my own measurement scale the quality of your appearance in feminine undergarments lol I promise there will be no negative comments whatsoever I've helped too many friends through their battle with suicide PTSD substance abuse to ever take for granted and ridicule another person's interest or feelings

Yeah I've had several people tell me recently that I'm not fat but the lasting effects of childhood obesity have left some pretty deep scars on my ability to self judge

Now that I've spent the last couple of months reminiscing examining my past and really thinking I can say I'm really starting to enjoy the person I am now compared to Hawaii used to be. I will never be ungrateful for all the times I've been able to help someone in their time of need. Emergency vehicle repair for a childhood friend with a family of his own, A 2 combat tour PTSD veteran with the wicked substance abuse addiction that helped me search for four leaf clovers on the playground in the 4th grade. To the single mom fresh out of an abusive relationship stressed to the max emotionally distraught with a family history of self-inflicted harm

Hey hey hey get back here get back here and push buttons on your keyboard pay attention to me and my level of intoxication

Please I know I said I started this thread for my own amusement but I'm all out of tits with yummy dick pictures and I don't want to abandon my thread to Surf other threads for that stimulation the Primal urges demand

That's it! you know what? from now on all responses to my thread shall be accompanied buy a picture of genitals with timestamp. And if you can truly tickle my interest I would like to offer the lucky the opportunity to remove a few items from mybucket list!

So after 8 hours tasting Steel in Gun oil I made a decision. Oh how far we have come. I can count 2 lives, two human beings for sure and one possible where my direct intervention prevented them from leaving this plane of existence

kik jimmyrustleyou to send fire distillate

Snorting cocaine flying my train wishing pretty little femboys would flock to my cage

How in the fuck is all my beer gone already fridge is completely empty

That looks like really mediocre shit dude

Kik right hang on leme see and will someone please tell captcha I'm not a robot. I'm actually a young man trapped inside an early middle-aged man's body

True the quality of my photographs are very lacking but I do trust entirely the opinion of this veteran and all the little goodies that he brings me lol