Last week, I had sex with my wife for the first time in more than three years...

Last week, I had sex with my wife for the first time in more than three years. I now have a slight discharge coming from the hole in my knob that smells kind of fishy and it stings a bit when I pee.

I suspect she's given me a venereal disease that she's picked up from partying at bars after work. I don't want to tell you all the details because it makes me so upset.

Does anyone know of an over the counter treatment I can get to clear it up? This is so embarressing I don't want to have to see our family doctor about it and let everyone know what an abject failure our marriage has become.

Picture is her.

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STOOOOOOP
LAAAAAAARPING
FAGOOOOOOOOOT

That's one mile long pussy

That’s a pox-riddled whore if I’ve ever seen one

Barffffff......

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If the pussy looks that barked out now imagine what it will look like in five years time. Move on OP and don’t look back!

Dude
Your doctor doesn't care about your hardships. Just wants shekels for treating you.
There's no over the counter.
You can either suck it up or have an AIDS ridden dick

Will you quit posting this sack of worms to every fucking thread. She has nothing going for her. Get a life.

planned parenthood will take any insurance and they'll have to get permission from you to share the information with other doctors.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but it looks like her pussy has Ebola.

He has been married to her for 3+ years, I'm pretty sure he knows the consequences

That could be balanitis or chlamydia. Do you have red spots over your glans?

In fairness, going by her age, I bet her pussy looks better than her head and that’s not going to improve either

It’s a bit itchy

So I take it no one wants to eat her out?

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Looks as loose as a deflated balloon.

>Last week, I had sex with my wife for the first time in more than three years.
seek help for your dick because if its serious and you dont treat it you could become seriously ill, but what the fuck lead to 3 years no wife sex? I dont understand how thats okay. please explain

She said she was going through menopause and not to touch her.

>dont touch me for 3 years
>o-ohkay
I dont believe this is real and not some bait or shill to dissuade marriage. if its not, get a divorce.

It was plausible. Women her age dry up, go crazy and lose interest in sex. I didn't count on her fucking other men though.

fuck thats horrifying sounds lonely like betrayal, sorry. for sure get std tested and save those results, maybe it will help you in whatever you decide to do afterword.

This is probably the best photo I have of her. The look suits her.

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looks like a blast site

You could hide a watermelon in there.

I hope you're joking.

You don't have to go to the doctor. Just go to a quick/urgent care, tell them you have an STD and they'll go from there. They'll ask if you know who gave it to you and whatever, just say you met the person at the bar.

They'll give you a shot and a pill and also send your urine to a lab for testing, youll get a phone call with the results

For a home remedy, it might depend on the type of infection. Your symptoms sound like gonorrhea

My advice... go to a Dr of Chinese medicine for herbs.

Bit of advice ... you need two Drs. One you trust and one clinic that you use to get shit down that doesn’t know you.

Best advice.