Ylyl please. my uncle just put the die in diabetic

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LOL!

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Actual true virus inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to sick someone
>announces that she's "Severe Ancute Respiratory Syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to sick an neighborhood.
>fewer coronas later, brought some sheltering in place
>a long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informerd that he "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feets apart
>can't stop touching my face
>wants apology so I said, "SARS"
>they go essentially-out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>social distancing was "funny"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population control
>"We're not on lockdown anymore" goes viral
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this newd normal
>agenda 2020 out of control
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this first epidemic would go downtown to black ppl

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I don't get it

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Where's the punchline?

Notice the braille writing on it

I don't see anything funny in yours

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rod roddy how could you

Fucking lost

Death sucks op, but don't forget you hold him in your memories

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You mean "where's the punchbowl?" LOL

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>be me
>browsing craigslist casual encounters
>"two TS sluts hosting now"
>answer ad, send best dick pic
>immediate reply "come fuck us papi"
>sink wash cock balls and ass and head over
>arrive, two coked or twacked out trannies as advertised
>they both have absolutely perfect c cup fake tits
>immediately take my pants off and begin sucking my cock
>tranny a keeps sucking, tranny b goes behind and eats my ass
>entering-the-gates-of-valhalla.mp3
>tranny a: ok you fuck my ass now papi
>roll condom on and slowly slide cock into tranny a's asshole
>begin deeply pounding tranny a's asshole
>tranny b: my turn next papi
>tranny b gets in position next to tranny a
>finger tranny b's asshole while fucking tranny a
>they're deeply making out
>switch to tranny b's asshole, fuck it's asshole deep and hard
>switch back, and continue to switch between tranny a and b asshole
>fucking pounding the shit out of them
>you guys ready to eat some cum?
>they both say yes
>pull out and they assume kneeled position eagerly awaiting cum reward
>tell them to kiss as i cum in the middle
>cum on their tongues, they lap it up
>get dressed and leave
>get home, wife is home
>hi honey
>hi whats that on your neck?
>specks of brown dots all over neck and chin
>"is that chocolate?" as she picks one off and immediately eats it
>oh haha yeah, i ate a melty snickers bar
>mfw my wife ate tranny shit off my neck

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I always thought it was the dent on the mirror at the top, and a reflection of the dead bird on the floor who flew into the thing

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Damn you

Norm Macdonald

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sup fags source on this Livestream suicide

>the best continent for food got malnurished ppl because of whiteys
>hurr they're skeletons

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c o p e kang boy