I want to fucking die but i dont want to die for nothing and the military wont let me enlist. what do i do?

i want to fucking die but i dont want to die for nothing and the military wont let me enlist. what do i do?

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why wont they?

Dying for the military is dying for absolutely nothing. The literal definition. If you live you get to pay for college and brag for the rest of your life.

Livestream suicide, die famous for 15 minutes like the rest of us.

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Go shoot up a mosque or some niggers then an hero yourself. At least that way you'll achieve something useful

Please don’t, those mother fuckers were innocent. If you’re going to really kill yourself there’s no reason to take anyone else down with you.

Unless it’s an ex, and it’s really really funny.

this

Live for something.

catch covid 19

if I kill myself I want it to be in a moment of actual happiness, but I don't know how to get there, so I'd rather find something that has done me the most injustice and die destroying it. When my father left home, he got with some 20 year old girl, call her jenna as if protecting her is even worth it, and when he died, she disappeared with a bunch of his stuff. he had never done any drugs before her and when we got there the apartment was full of that shit. i want her dead.

>buy gun
>become vigilante
>die a hero

have gun
how?

Start a revolution.

If the state you reside in is in lockdown at the end of may, shoot the goddamn governer.

but if somebody shot the governor, i know I would just say "oh shit thats awesome" and continue living my retard life. Maybe 30 people would be with me and they'd fail

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>dying for the military

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cool but what about the fact that no girl would ever want me ever andd if they did i wouldnt want them to

Assassinate someone with orange skin and a toupee

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Hang out in dangerous places and help people who are getting robbed or something

its not about dying for the military, its the idea of belonging in a group with a goal and dying for the men around you

realistically, my mom and brother spend a few weeks trying to find me and either they do or the police catch me for commiting a bunch of crimes in a small town where i really cant hide for long

Why can’t you enlist?

gay

asthma

i'd rather die at my best than wither at my worst so fuck right off with those vibes bitch

Everyone that ever died, died for nothing.

Life hack: Die of old age.
It's the shit. Gives you like 60-80 years to do anything you want.

someones on their period

i dont want to do anything

i have a fear of interacting with people because every time i talk to someone i feel like theres something im doing obviously wrong and everybody knows it but me, like im speaking with an unheard of accent and i dont realize it, or eveything i say is vaguely wrong

and i fear being alone because i cant bear my own thoughts for too long

Then train surf to the other side of the country. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

why would i want to be there? whats there for me? say I train surf to like, memphis, now what?

That all depends on the type of asthma you have.

There’s always other stuff you can do to help your community.

To be a fucking cool vigilante and die for a cause. Isn't that the point of this thread?

its not good and ive been smoking for like 2 years, i cant run over 200 yards without an inhaler, with an inhaler i can run well but its not acceptable in the military, ive explored that

What age were you diagnosed with asthma?