I did a bad

I did a bad

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A crazy religious grandma emailed my place of work so i saved her email and then went home. I made a fake account (pic related) and now I'm in contact with her trying to think of a fun way to troll her and amuse myself over quarantine.

screenshots pl0x

She calls herself God's Lioness. She types in all caps and her abuse of the comma makes Catholic Priests look like pediatricians

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I told her I thought that Dio was Christian music because of his song named Holy Diver but that I came to find out he's is a satanic musician

Also my character's name is Joseph G. Christian. Eventually I want to tell her that the G stands for Gaylord and it worries me because I am not gay, however I won't fully denounce my middle name because it has the letters G, O, & D in it

this is gold. keep going.

Want screenshots or just a recap?

screenshots please.

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by the way, I think these are in order. But in the end it doesn't matter because her responses are pretty disjointed

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THANKS user!!! gonna take a break and read the text right now.
lulz

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She's responded to my last email but I won't upload screenshots unless there's some interest in this. I'm currently working on my reply to it

Some notes on my character. Not all of this has been revealed to her yet.

Name: Joseph Gaylord Christian
Friends: Neighbor's young son
Job: Beer truck driver before the pandemic.
Fears: Not sure yet, maybe you fags can help with this one
Favorite Movie: Brokeback Mountain but ONLY because I like Horses
Favorite Band: Lifehouse

I'd like to see it.

let me finish my response to her right now and I'll update. Might take a little while, also have to eat some dinner.

toasting in epic bread

okay here's the rest of my conversations so far

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It's worth noting that this link only leads to the front page of YouTube. Had to search by title to find it.

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