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Sage faggot youre not fooling anyone
If you find this sexually arousing, you're a disgusting person
i'm always pond a girl with panty still on !
Stupidity is not sexy
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
POST ABOVE THIS IS A YOUR MOM WILL DIE BULLSHIT
lost hard
almost as funny as the story about a scientist who turned himself into a pickle
>Doesn't enjoy fucking ditzy cute girls
Yeah okay, whatever you say man.
I don't find the video itself arousing, but she is smoking hot wife material.
Look at her shirt. It's just the new protocol to cure Covid-19.
Yo Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at da tyme
>beta loser who can't git laid fo' da life o' him
>pathological fear o' beotches since middle skoo, when some beotch mind fucked me
>gots uh younger sister, 16 at dis here tyme
>muh motha fuckin sister iz boy madness, really wants ta date someone
>announces dat she's "seeing someone"
>father an' ah start discussing plans on how ta smoke da bastard.
>few days later, brings da nigga home
>tall, scrawny kid wif brown fro an' glasses
>visibly nervous
>muh motha fuckin father an' ah sit down an' tell him dat he's "walked into da courtroom"
>discuss fo' uh few minutes
>dey go out
>pops tells me "it ain't going ta last"
>sis comes home
>announces it wuz "fun"
>around uh week later, muh motha fuckin sister tells me dat her bf previously dated uh college beotch
>she's trippin' dat he secretly wants dis here college beotch back
>'bouta week later, overhear uh conversation between muh motha fuckin sister an' muh motha fuckin motha
>"we's be not uh thin` anymo'"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell muh motha fuckin father dis here
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw muh motha fuckin pops predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Found the kiddy fiddler
fuck off back to facebook faggot
lost lmao
Jokes on you, my moms already dead lol
Free Hong Kong
i get it but that looks badass
when did the brits stop speaking english? that would be like chinks not speaking chinese
fuck you bitch. I'm a spic
Cornwall is its own country the EU said so
she's got a bulletproof vest made entirely of tit
is there like a name or a tik tok for this little person?
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Nah m8 I fuckin lost it when it sprayed out her nose. Haven't had a good laugh like that in awhile.
I do, what are you going to do a bout it?
noone finds it sexually arousing, that fact that you think theres a correlation between this and sexual arousal... well, what does that say about you?
>inb4 You'll never know happiness like those guys
>I envy those retards because I'll never be that happy
Just fuck off
accurate af
>noone finds it sexually arousing
I posted it in the last thread and got like 100 replies all saying how sexually aroused it made them
really ? how utterly shocking