*barks your path*

>*barks your path*
What do?

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pet
>good doggo

Pat the head of the goog boy

Assuming its the same dog in the pic, id just pet him and move on, seems like a nice dog. In before people say dirty shit to be edgy

>teleports behind him
>slices him open with my katana
>heh, nothing personnel doggo

let lick in face

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Start stroking its red rocket

Thanks dog

Completely avoid eye contact

how can you predict future?

Bring him home and have a big doggo family

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I start torturing it with a blow torch to improve the way it tastes

Give him a little of my emergency bologna

topkek also checked

*fucks dog*

ok who let the furry in here

pet.

I'm talking about real hardcore beastiality u fucking newfag kiddo.

>doesn't know the definition of furry
your newfag is showing so you need to go back

o-ok

He got it right though. Edgy Yas Forums boomers ruined it.

*Unzips penis*

rolling to pet the little fucker

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said the spider expert

>boomers
You mean reddit zoomer gentrifiers, oldfags actually have a strange respect for animals

those facts are breedist goy. they only bite because of bad owners. if you do not adopt pitbulls into your home and leave them alone with your children you are contributing to the violence goy. my religion doesn't allow for pitbulls in our villages, you understand goy, but you don't have a religion so you must let them into your home.

>oldfags actually have a strange respect for animals

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to long ago to remember details, but wasn't this generally domesticated animals like cats and dogs? some faint mental imagery of the mouse torture thread, sending frog to space with balloon, bird cowering in a corner with seamen all over it etc remain.

It was just muh rule zero cat faggots, that's always who it was

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