You and your fiance wake up in an unfamiliar place after a long night of partying...

You and your fiance wake up in an unfamiliar place after a long night of partying, It is a cave with rocks blocking the entrance. The rocks are impenetrable without tools. The only thing you have in your pockets is a empty wallet and a ticket for last nights show. DUBS decide what happens next

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Eat rocks

Check other side of cave. Go deeper if necessary.

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Rerollio

shove rocks in vagina

Fiance? I'd be completely confused because I'm not gay

I cast magic missile at the darkness.

Ooh, she looks hot. Pee on her to wake her up

So you're straight and confused. Nothing makes sense and your fiance calls you Bill

this

R. Kelly that bitch

Well judging by the pic I'm a nigger so might as well kill myself by smashing rocks on my head or as my people call it "making music"

You hear a yell from inside of the cave after casting the spell. It seems like you two are not alone.

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stand behind fiancee, scream into the cave (through her ear) I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU while peeing on her

smell the girls feet

roll

turn into the emperor of man

Make a skin suit it out of the girl

Search girlfriends oddly deep anus for tools

roll

Reroll for dubs and anus search

run into the darkness dragging fiance behind me by the hand.

winrar

Start getting a panick attack and kill yourself trying to escape

You dig into her anus and pull out the tool you needed. its her steaming log of shit

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Summon Andy sixx to help you

put it back for later use

why did i need this tool? THINK, dammit, THINK

>The rocks are impenetrable without tools
I penetrate the rocks with my tool

rape her

You turn into the incredible hulk and punch thru the rocks

Use fus ro dah

Have a heart attack

Find some tungsten. Craft Pickaxe. Exit.

walk deeper into the cave

Eat her pussy and call her mother.

Attack the caveman with the log

Realizing my situation, I eat my fiance in order to survive. Her bones are what remains

Force my wife to eat the shitlog

You call her mother while performing oral and she slaps your head and said

>Not here! Not like this!

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I completely devour her entire body, her bones are whats left

1 reroll

Take a rock from the floor and smash my wifes head. Then eat his brain looking for knowledge.

Beat her to death with a rock before anhero

Reroll

>Not here! Not like this!
This isnt even my final form
>transforms into giga nigger 9001

Reroll lawl

Do a barrel roll

roll

stomach explodes and you die

re roll

Roll

give her a cleveland steamer

Why not just move the rocks to the opposite side of the cave. Impenetrable not immovable. Make that bitch work too; equal opportunity.

Cut my Dick in half using my wifes teeth then dance till colapse by blood

Give me dubs

a portal rick from rick and morty opened suddenly manifest on her head, killing her. Rick from rick and morty is now in the cave as well

Kill her and fashion her femur into a lever to pry at the rocks.