What are some good games where I can throw objects at enemies to do damage

pic related

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>Final Fantasy II (SNES)
>throw spoon at enemy
>9999
Thanks, Woolsey.

Start swinging.
If you are going to be a meme, may as well be a memorable one.

When teacher is not looking spitball back and put a spitball on your own face and scream out "TEACHER THIS FAGGOT IS HITTING ME WITH A SPITBALL" and watch smugly as the gayboy gets taken away to detention

FFT throw rock crits

>turn around
>get my face smacked in by chad
i hated high school

Grabbing the paperball and landing the throw to the garbage bin on the opposite side of the class.

You say "If you do that again I'm gonna punch you face" and if they do it again, you do it.

if you look like that guy, everyone is just going to say you're lying and you're the one who will end up in detention

>chad is now the manager at his business firms
>dabs on his employees, they’re too scared to even turn around now

You start getting real angry and violent. The rest of the class will now see that you're a big dick alpha and will henceforth invite you to all the parties with pussy galore thrown in your direction. It'll be great. I promise

>Highschool was 9 years ago
>Chad now has 3 children with his beautiful wife
>Chad now has a great job
>You're still sat here posting on Yas Forums

IDK BRO I BEEN PANICKING TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. WHY ARE THERE NO WIKIHOWS QUORA REDDIT OR ANYTHING TELLING ME WHAT I SHOULD DO OR THINK IN THIS SITUATION NOOOOOOOOO

move on with your life if it's not in your nature to make outbursts

Imagine getting critted so hard by a paperball youre emotionally and intellectually stunted for the rest of your life

Uncrumple the paper ball, pretend to read it, and then say "For the last time I will not go out with you!"

>What should I do in pic related situation?
1. Don't get visibly mad under any circumstance. Quietly make a paper ball and throw it in his face then hold eye contact for a few seconds. If he seems like he wants to take it outside then do so then whoop that ass to the best of your ability. Just getting even isn't enough. You also have to fuck with the funny guy a few times to establish your dominant position

I was playing Hagane a few minutes ago, fun game where you throw objects at enemies to do damage.

alpha as fuck

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>referencing Billy Madison IRL
looks like kino is back on the menu boys

Just toss it back at their head, Its just a ball of paper what the fuck are they going do about it? If they are actually petty enough to pick a fight with me I'd oblige.

that's pretty good

Then when you come back you shoot bullets instead of spitballs.

Snitches get stitches.

eat it.

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>12 years since high school
>Chad’s just gone through a hairy divorce, ends up losing everything
>He reaches out to you on facebook to apologize for being an asshole way back when
>Say it’s no biggie, and cross him off of your list of people to kill

>thinks something like that is about your looks and not the classmates' perception of your character
You can look like that guy and be respected, you know

>Chad's been on your 'to kill' list for 12 years and you haven't killed him yet
low energy, user.

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God Highschool and Middle School sucked.

Fuck those teachers that say OH LOL THAT GUY YOU BULLY WILL BE YOUR BOSS SOMEDAY

That is completely bullshit.

If you're a nigger you will scream violently something along the lines of WHO DAT MOFOKU and then proceed to throw haymakers around screaming WAZZUP WAZZUP BITCH.

Turns out the bully (sociopath) ends up your boss in the end, what a story Mark!

will niggers ever stop being so based? you learn from an early age not to throw paper balls at them, the same you wouldnt want to aggravate a wild animal

just throw it back
bullies quickly turn into pussies if you don`t back down.
on of my favorite childhood memories was bullying other bullies

The only based thing about niggers is that they kill a lot of niggers.

divinity 2 original sin

>every bully nowadays ends up being married with high-paying jobs, two cars, yearly holidays and a big house with several investment properties all before turning 25

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>managed to find all my bullies on facebook
>more than half became divorcecucks paying for children that aren't theirs
>those who didn't get married became NEETs
>the last two who still have it good will soon get caught for possession of cheese pizza

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Deus Ex and Prey are great for throwing things at enemies. Benches and drink machines can kill just about anything

>I was bullied harsh in school

>My brother was the bully in school
>I never asked him for help or anything

>10 years later
>He works in investment/stocks biz shit own apartment and everything

>Im an ex neet (only became a neet because I didn't want to see my highschool bullies in college) who got a job in retail

>Almost 30 and haven't finished college

>Talk to my brother
>He tells me you have to be assertive and put your foot down on everything because everyone wants to walk all over you to reach the top.

>I don't like fighting or being an asshole. I want a girlfriend who's bubbly and upbeat

>He slaps me
>You're never going to get that, those girls in your anime and games don't exist. Konata DOES NOT EXIST.

End it Bros.

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i didn‘t get bullied, people didn‘t care about me at all. I had no friends but also nobody that picked on me, i could skip class and nobody except the teacher would notice

>He reaches out to you on facebook to apologize for being an asshole way back when

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get up, grab your chair and swing it at their face with all your strength and rage

This guy looks like he could grab things

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Any good games about growing your own produce?

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>out of all the bullies in my grade, they all either went to some form of correctional facility, had multiple court hearings for god-knows what, got involved with legit criminals, became DUDE WEED LMAOs or they just dropped off the radar entirely
Feelsgood

follow them home and murder their entire family during the night

Hello I am chad. 3 kids. Wife. Great job. Shitpostin for life tho.

You should listen to him

Why the fuck are you making spaces between memearrows

Get yourself a Dad that will do this
youtube.com/watch?v=JHOGs5x90PU

I occasionally look up the chads from my school and most of them are stuck in the same town working retail over 8 years later. Feels good to be moderately successful.

>tfw someone used to fuck with my like this
>teacher didnt even like him, said she probably wouldnt do anything if i smacked him
>he dropped out

*ahem*

AT LEAST IM NOT A NIGGER

I told the guy behind me throwing paper balls I was getting tired of his stupid clown crap and that I was gonna kick him in the face, of course I was bluffing my ass off, and he kept throwing shit at me.

Somehow everything went red and I fucking threw him around and beat his ass. Went home for the day and my dad gave me money to play CS with the college kids at the lan center.

Hork a fat fuckin lougie in his face then prepare to fight. make sure you call him a little bitch the second the lougie hits. make sure if he doesnt do something immediately call him out being a pussy ass bitch.

It's called reddit spacing friend. You should try it sometime. Makes posts bigger and easier to read.
Then what's the point? Having to fight over everything. Be an ass to a girl who does nothing but argue.

Shit man he's right I KNOW he's right since he's good at life and with women but I don't want to be him if I need to be like that to get what I want. Shit seems stressful and sad. Getting into shit every day with everyone to get what you want.

>send request
Every time

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bullies are psychopaths and you are most likely on your own.
escalate violence at some point optimally outside of the teachers sights to show them that they shouldnt fuck with you.
if you are too weak start lifting.

Go into tard rage

t. 28 year old virgin

I've been following boxing courses in case I need to do something similar for my kid
My dad never did and never would have done something like this for me so I will make sure to nip the problem in the bud

society really does favor unhinged sociopaths. once you let go, theres no limits. i realize even back in school if i just got angry and started a fight i would have at least felt better even if i got my ass beat.

Why do you think that not being a doormat means being an asshole?

He's American, they see the world in black and white.

>in highschool I was about 6 foot tall and big, like some fat but some muscle
>one day some fuckup kid tries jumping onto my back trying to ride it or something
>throw him off, breaking his arm as he hits the ground in the process
No bullies ever since then

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this is the only correct answer

Because that's what it is. The fuck? My brother said the same thing that it's not being an asshole but it IS.

You're stepping over people to get what you want

There is a difference between stepping over people and not letting people step over you

Should have gone with the humiliating him in front of the cheerleaders plan, that's way more traumatizing than beating his dad.

I mean user, such is the nature of the world. You dont necessarily need to be a power hungry sociopath and climb the corporate ladder to be “successful” in life though. Sounds like your brother forced some necessary black pills down your throat and it will take a while to digest.

My advice would be to quit trying to seek out happiness via others, especially women, because if you do find that cute bubbly girlfriend its gonna blow up in your fucking face when she shows her true colors and you wont survive the fallout. Be weary of people, weary of romance. Learn how to defend yourself, learn how to take care of yourself and learn to be at peace with yourself.

if it makes you feel any better just realize youre not alone in this instance. A good number of guys are still trying to get their shit together mid way through life because society is fucked, most of has no parental guidance + public education being absolutely pozzed. I mean just look at this thread to see how traumatized your average Yas Forums user is over a fucking paper ball from over a decade ago. It’s pretty hilarious in a pathetic kind of way, but no need to be depressed about it.

You can continue to wallow in self pity or you can work to improve yourself, which its never too late to do. But it does take real effort to “assert” yourself, so you will have to make an effort. Just one step at a time user.

>Giving a fuck if the teacher is watching you.

Oh boy, it most definitely isn't, my man. People just have to know that when they push you, you push back. Don't let people take advantage of you. Be a helpful and happy fella, but be ready to tell someone to fuck off

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>big kid in highschool
>manlets trying to pick fights to look tough
>not much for fighting so I'd just laugh them off for being so angry for no reason
>one sucker punches me
>put him in a headlock
>want to give him a wet willy but I can't get to his ears
>just jam two spit covered fingers as far up his nose as I can and make sure I smear my spit around as much as I can and let him go
>he just ran away gagging and calling me a crazy asshole
fucking manlets man

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mods=fags as always

He wasn't exactly wrong to move it