ITT: Things they dont teach in med school

Based OP

>Drug addicts aren’t annoying, but drug addiction often attracts those who are
Drug addict here can confirm. I have to spend a lot of time with this population per my situation and there is a high percentage of absolutely intollerable faggots

Another one:

>do not feed a cancerous granny at 35 kilos fat free yoghurt

You would believe it, many problems in medicine have a quite simple solutions. If granny weighs as much as a feather, make sure she has enough to eat (for probably 3$) before you give her iv nutrition (for probably 150$+)

The deal is the following: keep quiet and dont wake me at 2am - you will probalby get all the drugs you want from me. Because I have no interest in curing your addiction rather than having some hours of sleep between my shifts. If you get on my nerves, I will probably think twice before giving you opioids.