I am literally God. Ask me anything

I am literally God. Ask me anything.

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why do you need money

jew, why?

why did you unleash the coronavirus upon us?

I don't want money. More than anything else, I wish to be left alone, in a quiet place
Jews are gross

Because coronavirus worked in my favor. It resulted in me having less responsibilities.

Why would you place us on this earth with the intent to test our souls, knowing full well there's no way anyone can live a good life without doing bad things?

No no no.
Why do you require money to provide goods and services to you?

You like watching people take fat dumps?

I ask you to explain the epicurean paradox.

What's the deal with dinosaur skeletons?

It isn't about living a "good" life, it's about the direction your choose to place your life in
I don't. Don't listen to those swindlers. I don't really care about them.
Not particularly.

what does vagina smell like?

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why do u look like a pussy

I WANT UNLIMITED TENDIES

I'm God, why are you pretending to be me? Bring the ship closer, so that I may join with it.

Are you the god of weebs?

Excuse me, what does god need with a starship?

The fundamental precept of the "epicurean paradox" is that the question "Why does an Omnipotent God allow evil?" That relies on the prejudice that God is actually omnipotent. This is not the case. An omnipotent God would guide this world in a much different direction.
Dinosaurs died a long time ago. Stop watching Gal and Dinosaur
Slightly rotten fruit
Because you look like a faggot
Is that so? Fuck you.
Give me prove that you are God. I will join you then.
I'm God of everybody. I just like the artstyle

Who is this creature?

It's a demon.

You doubt me?

yo, can you turn me into a pony?

Then you're not God.
Fuck your fake ass. Piss off

what do you think im planning on doing this friday?

How did you impregnate Mary without banging her.

I simply require proof!

Then here is your proof!

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how did Lain rape you then?

Why is god angry!?

Doesn't matter if I could, I won't
Well, you don't seem to realize the nature of God then. Being God does not imply omnipotence. It is mostly a matter of holding the biggest stick. That is why Satan tried to rebel in the first place, he "thought" his stick was bigger.
Frankly, you could be doing a lot better.
Telekinesis.
Because I let her do so. It brought her pleasure. I love Lain.

>I won't
gay

I wish Paramount had given Shatner the budget he needed to finish that scene,

But Lain didnt love you. She thought you were a joke. And aired you out.

can I get 10/10 gf pls? I only want to feel love again without it ending in catastrophe

Why did you create Sin?

Im a 33 yr old virgin... for the past 15 years ive been praying to you to grant my wish of finally losing my virginity.... why do you continually ignore me and let me down??

He sure made the most with what he had though damnnit! Good man.

Because girls pray that they won't have to have sex with you.

Go RP on vampirefreaks ya fucking nerd

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I let her do as she pleased, through my love
If you can stay alive for 4 years, I will grant you a 7/10 gf. 10/10 is arrogant to ask of God
Because I cannot control the heart. I wouldn't want to, either
I really haven't felt much effort on your part. Can you do something to prove you care?
Go to /r/eddit

Why don't you suck my dick, or are you too busy sucking off your own son's cock?

Rude. Give me a single good reason to do so, and I will suck you off during your sleep

Imagine not sucking your own son's dick. What are you, a faggot?