Confess
One time, I saw a slug crawling on the ground. I heard that if you pour salt on a slug, that it will shrivel up, so I wanted to see if it was true. So I got some salt and poured it on the slug. But it wasn’t salt, it was sugar. After that, some nearby ants came up to the slug, and... and.... *uncontrollable sobbing*
Same. My jizz stopped coming out after the 9th time.
I still jerked off 3 times the next day.
I’m literally so horny for cock right now I would suck off literally anybody. I’m STD free, I usually don’t go wandering off so I probably won’t but if literally anyone hit me up I’d swallow their load and completely submit to them without hesitation. My ass is a virgin though.
Kiiik me at PartiallyGone
I wanna fuck alot but my girl can't take my cock for long I can cum twice and am rarely satisfied I would get a side piece but I'm not a cheater
I have tried and see how long different animals can survive under torture. Mostly lizards but twice with rats. I would never do such a thing now.
I also went full America on ants when one stung me out of blue.
I used fireworks and acetone on a bunch of ant nests.
I like posting on Yas Forums to fuck around, but there are so many incels, pol-tards, racist, foreign hack-tiv-ist that it makes me wonder what a real life get-together of posters would look like and it makes me cringe to my core. Not just for me but for them. Imagine the smell in the room... Yuuuuck....
Greentext time
>be me, a coomer
>just masturbating to female girls just doesn't cut it anymore
>get the idea
>I know one of my primary coom target's snapchat
>make an account and add her
>she adds me
>time to get my twisted shaming fetish going
>send her some of deepfakes I did myself
>she panics, sends me a real photo
I have lived with my girlfriend for 7 years. I hate her and am not attracted to her in the slightest. She is fucking fat. I want out