I feel uncomfortable talking about this part of my life, but I feel I should get it out...

>I feel uncomfortable talking about this part of my life, but I feel I should get it out. I used to be a prostitute who’d advertise herself via Craigslist, but I put it behind me an improved my life once I dealt with the worst and most bizarre client of my life...

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>I responded to a client in a suburb of Charlottesville, Virginia, and I knew I was in for something when I first saw the house. It was a complete shithole, with junk everywhere and and stray cats strutting about. It honestly looked like a serial killers house. Nonetheless, I knocked on the door...

chris chan hahaha

The client answered, and I was greeted with a rather pudgy man with greasy skin and hair (like he’d never showered) and he was wearing a necklace of some yellow cartoon-looking character on his neck. He told me to refer to him as Chris...

>an all new A&E special "Yas Forums hires a prostitute"
>Part II: her side of the story

Also why tf are you greentexting

Wait, Chris? That was the name of my client, how’d ya know?

I’m not sure if his last name was “Chan” though, he just told me to refer to him as Chris. Nonetheless, how the fuck did you know?

>herself
you know the rules toots
show tits or you're just another larping fatass with moobs

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>Anyway, he led me through his house, and I almost threw up. Almost every room in the house was full of clutter, and there were cat feces in there. I immediately regretted taking the job at that point...

Without a picture and time stamped tits this post is meaning less

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

Fuck you bitch, I ain’t showing my goddamn tits. That prostitution shit is far behind me, I’ve haven’t done it since 2012. Besides, I’m telling this story so you can know what type of fucked-up clients you have to deal with!

Fucking newfags. Stale pasta is stale.

Quit LARPing faggot

See
Trips demand it, either show your bare tits or quit the LARP and fuck off.

We don’t care about your story. Without tits we figure your some basement dweller troll

>As we were walking through all this shit, he said “sorry about the mess, my mom’s a pack rat, but don’t worry, she’s asleep right now, and we’ll be to my room soon.” So we got there and, needless to say, it was still cluttered, albeit more organized than the rooms outside. For one, it looked like a little boys room, with tons of toys, cartoon drawings, etc (though he had some pony dolls). He sat down on his bed, and gave me some roses (at the time, I prevented myself from cracking up at this) and we sat there as he told me various things. He was not very good at socializing (probably autistic or something) and he talked about various kiddy things that I honestly couldn’t recall, aside from the part where he mentioned having “Cherokee heritage.” I myself did have minor Native American ancestry (from Shawnee) so I mentioned that as a way to get on his good side, which it did...

>not sensing the bait

I told that I ain’t that type of woman anymore, I just decided to post here cause I have a friend who uses it, and thought it would be a good place to tell my story without having to reveal myself (btw, I still don’t know htf one of you posters knew my client was named Chris before I posted it).

You were wrong. Tits and time stamp, nobody is buying your story

>Nonetheless, I pulled down his pants and started to stroke the crouch region of his underwear to get him aroused. At first, he was very nervous while he did it, and he gave off huge “this is my first time having sex” vibes (sad thing to lose your virginity to a prostitute, kinda felt empathy for him at the time). Nonetheless, he relaxed, and I eventually got him to have a hard on, and that’s when I saw an image that’s forever buried into my mind...

You are full of shit and nobody cares about whores and their sorry ass'd stories. The only reason people give you attention is because you have tits and pussy, so either show them or fuck off.

I'm the other half of this story,. I found u ugly, that's why I was acting weird.

all you retards replying to and BUMPING this fucking thread is why Yas Forums is and has been cancer for over a decade.

sage.

Nothing in cville, this never happened

If I show just one of nipples, will you believe me so I can finish this damn story?

No full tits and time stamp. Follow the rules

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>Everybody walks the dinosaur?

Just when it was getting somewhere

>So anyway, he had a penis that was bent. The bend was at the middle, and the top part jutted down because of it. I almost threw up at the sight of it. Nonetheless, I did what I had to do. It was one of those penis’ that tasted nasty, as it was clear he didn’t practice hygiene down there.

When the moment I put his dick in my pussy came, it was more tolerable (mostly because I neither had to see nor taste his dick). However, he was pretty bad at sex. He would always do it with his legs spread apart (like he was a woman) and he tired out easily, thus we had to take breaks, and every time I saw that abnormal penis of his, I felt more and more ashamed of what I was doing.