Ask someone who probably got a Burger King employee fired last night anything

Ask someone who probably got a Burger King employee fired last night anything.

I went to the drive-through near closing time and ordered whoppers for my friend and I. I handed the middle aged Hispanic lady a $20 bill and when she went to give me my change I softly whispered "keep it." I shook my head and lifted my eyebrows to reassure her I was serious. I took the bag from her, parked my car and went into the restaurant.

I asked for the manager and told her that the woman at the window scammed me of my change. She was brought over and of course outright denied it. I fucked her over because she couldn't admit that I said keep the change because it's still a fireable offense. The manager apologized profusely and gave me my change.

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probably took a crane tog et her out. Always number the pigs 1 2 and 4. They'll never know that 3 doesn't exist. hahahahahaha

I can see why you'd do this. Cos you're a piece of shit.

That was childish you prick

>ordered burgers for my friend and i
the easy to way to know if you're properly using grammar between
>my friend and i
and
>my friend and me
is to remove
>my friend
how does this sound
>i was getting burgers for i
>i was getting burgers for me
try to not sound like an illiterate retard. unless you're Jamaican and you got burgers for i and i

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Haha, that was great.

Next time, drive into the burger king when it's closed, at full speed!

were you the fucking asshole that took a massive shit on my burger

Imagine getting this butthurt over grammar.

>imagine being this illiterate and thinking your opinion matters

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Cool story bro

what the fuck is wrong with you you little prick. She took the change because shes desperate for cash (which would be obvious because shes a grown ass woman working at burger king) and you got her fired. Youre a dick and I hope someday soon karma comes and fucks you in the asshole.

No, not for twenty books, you were framing a person, and that's a crime. Yes I'm an idiot, thanks.

niggas that work at bk are brainlet's

1. That didn't happen
2. It's not even remotely funny/clever, real or not.

bucks, sorry*

gl with a defamation lawsuit

I thought it was funny.

I can guarantee they're both laughing at you in the office after he tells her to be more careful. Anyone who has had a job is laughing at you. Anything you heard was just to get you to fuck off as soon as possible. You have no idea how much people making up bullshit to get free shit or just cause trouble stand out like a sore thumb. No one actually cares about the "no tips" rule, anywhere. The situation you made up is the reason fast food places have it at all, and it's easier to just say "not allowed". That's why a lot of places are now just having employees explicitly ask if it's for them. Literally no one enforces it, and now they will remember you. That's all you did. Autism is one hell of a drug.

Even more funny, assuming it's real. It's that he put in a situation were legal actions can be taken against him. They have him on tape, the employee can easily get some bucks out of this "Memester" (don´t think anybody would bother with legal actions though)

You did well user. We need to rid fast food places of loaners trying to take the easy way out

I'll take "Shit That Never Happened" for $200, Alex.

It's cute you think you got her fired over that you neet retard.