ITT: dubs decide, no cringe faggotry either

call me justin timberlake because I'm about to eat the genitals of a live animal

Heyyyy, got any grapes?

Hey girl, I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

I'm an emotional cripple and I rely on internet strangers to tell me what to say.

Bekah? More like, let me see them titties

I have a dead children in my fridge

Wanna come over and lick peanut butter of my ballsack? My dog is getting tired of doing it

send bump and well
dont be a faggot

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roll for this

You're so fat that they had to take your license of off a chopper you disgusting whore

You're very pretty. Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess.

We'll see how things go from there.

Trips of truth

kek

I'm just kidding my queen. Please allow me regale you a tale of my dick cheese.

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Also, can I use your big fat ass as a cum deposit?

This is so evil lol.

What next

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LET ME SEE THOSE MILKERS I HAVE TO COOOOOOM

"If you don't send me nudes in the next 10 minutes, I am going to find out where you live and give you a visit. ;)"

M-my apologies, I don't know what came over me there *adjusts collar while sweating* I m-meant to say you're very pretty...sorry...heh..

kek. no balls.

Kek. win

lets pls not pussy out now, OP.

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