>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat ddo?
Enter bedroom
James Jones
Thomas Howard
why tf is there an oven in my bedroom
Xavier Wood
Enjoy some even heat cooking on my new gas stove.
Probably grab a wok and deep-fry some homemade perogies
Jaxson King
>go to freezer, that has to be there, to complete my kitchen chic bedroom furniture
>find pizza, put in oven
>go back to bed and trust that the smell of burning will wake me up
>crywank
Logan Ward
Then maybe install a convection oven, maybe even two of them. Rip out all the countertops and replace them with butcher block, maybe a stainless steel prep table with locking casters, a good deep triple sink, and slap a deep freezer in there.
Shit, my bedroom would be so goddamn nice I’d have to sleep in the kitchen.
Henry Miller
you like her?
Lucas Hughes
Who doesn’t like a nice gas stove? Electric simply pales by comparison.
Bentley Hill
Swirl 360° and walk back out
Wyatt Martin
pee on her in self defense
Gavin Gray
Seriously OP do you have a better pic of that stove? Classic lines and nice ‘50s throwback design. Elegant.
Julian Morales
First post best post, strikes again
Gavin Turner
How old were you when you quit saying "walk into your bedroom"? When I entered adulthood at 17 I started saying "walk into your house". Get off Yas Forums kiddo!!!
Chase Lee
fpbp. OP confirmed retard.
Jacob Young
God damn frogs
Gabriel Gutierrez
Make babies
Joseph Perry
Wonder what the fuck an oven is doing in my bedroom.
Liam Baker
With an oven? That’s probably going to be uncomfortable.
Justin Nelson
Well you know, now, i'm thinking that the cupboard is actually a freezer and it's built in, all smugly. Like the owners of it would scoff: "kuh. You thought that it was a cupboard?!?! Peh"
Christopher Reyes
Camden Miller
Michael Evans
Holy shit when did she go full nude!?
Juan Flores
It looks too clean to be vintage. Friend had a real nice stove. Got an electric at grammas now, flattop, what cleanup. Best use was, some ants were invading during winter, I High flashed'em some red heat, SAW THEIR SOUL SMOKES LEAVE THEIR PUNY BODIES. Haha, fuckin midgets.
I never use the goddamn stove. Room temp food, best. Excuse me a moment, I'm hallucinating again.
Henry Lewis
Ana Cheri? 2015
Jayden Wood
Did they eat your cumsock again?
Brody Wright
Huh... she used to pop up on my insta discover page and i just figured she was another typical famous-for-being-famous thot, who then expanded into fitness products and shit. I enjoyed looking but didnt really care. But this was only like two years ago. I never would have suspected she was already doing nudes. Isnt that usually the demise of an insta-whore?
Juan Garcia
its obviously the woman's bedroom dumbass
Lincoln Parker
The trick is to always pretend you look normal from the outside, that way itll seep in, and the normals won't know you have auditory and visual hallucinations, along with aliens in a They Live situation.
And we're back!
I been likin bread these days. Its miserable.
Brandon James
Tell her it's been waaaaay too long!!
Grayson Kelly
I put benis in bagene
Ethan Hernandez
well she started with playboy more or less
should we tell him?
Brody Hall
Ah, that makes more sense then. I'm more of a pornstar guy (i.e. married) so am not so brushed up on my classier tier centerfolds.
Dominic Russell
the appeal of pornstars increases when married?
Robert Jenkins
Say who moved the cooker in the bedroom again lol
Matthew Adams
dude i gotta say, life is so much better when you research your thots
Parker Moore
Hang my coat on my 90 degree erection
Oliver Johnson
No but your use of them becomes much increased when your wife's labido dries up like a raindrop in the Sahara.