I cheated on my girlfriend. I used Tinder and fucked another woman

I cheated on my girlfriend. I used Tinder and fucked another woman.

Any anons have any advice for me?

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Don't shove a football up your ass

I won't. But I'll probably cheat on her again. It's exciting.

next time don't be a retard.

use a fake name, use a new deodorant for meeting women, have pictures posted no where but to the tinder, don't tell them your job and wear a different style when meeting women.

cheating is easy to get away with if you don't make yourself obvious.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Thanks friend

What do you mean?

Don't do that

>cheating is easy to get away with if you don't make yourself obvious.
western civilization is doomed

I can't ever seem to get matches on there. I have a decent physique so I guess that means my face is trash, although I've done well over the years in person. Tinder is odd.

Bit dramatic don't you think?

It gives roasties too much choice . Its not you. It may be your photos as though.

I'm definitely not a pro selfie taker. I also don't ask friends to take pics of me when we do shit. That just feels lame and I couldn't bring myself to ever do it. Yet with women those are the most common pics, so maybe they judge me because I'm not group hugging a bunch of guys and doing yoga poses over a sunset?

no it's not because contrary to what you're reading online, the majority of people don't cheat. and most that do cheat, end up settling down with a family after a while too.

I'm the same way man

I'm going to cheat on my wife forever. Even if we have kids.

not really.
everyone i know has been cheated on. even my dad. even me. kinda gay that a lot of kids grow up fatherless/motherless because some cheating nigger wanted to be a cheating nigger.

I have a couple of female friends I've thought about asking but even that seems like it's stooping to a low level. On the flip side, it's hard as hell to meet women. Don't really like bars, don't go to church, so I'm not sure where else would be a good place.

Hahahaha. Your post makes me want to cheat again.

>Any anons have any advice for me?
If you have that little respect for your relationship with your girlfriend, you might as well break up with her. Clearly, there is something - sex, emotion, challenge - that you are not getting from her. You will either have to put a LOT of effort into making a relationship with her that is right for both of you, or else it's time to move on.

Also, I advise you to sort your receipts in chronological order. It will save time when you go to file your taxes.

Ikr

I'm 40 now, and when I was 19-30 ish, it was a game of mine to see if I could get women to cheat. I had a blast and probably fucked somewhere around 50-75, maybe more, married women. Most of the time it was incredibly easy. Find if they have any frustrations (almost all do) and slowly work on what they feel they're missing. Make them feel sexy and appreciated. Then fuck the shit out of them.

delete this and never speak of this again nerd.

Yeah me too man. I dunno what to do. Maybe I'll go to Japan. Get a yellow wife.

doesn't really matter anymore.

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Nah. And tbh I'll probably post this again tomorrow

What game do you think Kennedy was playing?

I cheated for a couple of years, it was nice. Got some pussy on the side and had a good partner I’m still with. The secret is to not shit wear you eat, and never ever under any circumstances tell anyone you know. You take this shit to the grave and no one can find out.

Call ah duty

Checked. Good question. Maybe some kind of arena shooter

What do you look like in the mirror?