Whatever happened to Miranda Cosgrove? Did she quit acting after iCarly?
Whatever happened to Miranda Cosgrove? Did she quit acting after iCarly?
Hopefully she turns to porn.
she does animated shit and makes real money
probably set for life after despicable me
Doesn’t have the face or personality for more serious tv or movie roles.She probably has to do some art house movie to get noticed.
I think she tried to start a music career and it was looking promising, then her tour bus got in a horrible accident and her ankle got broken forcing her to cancel shows, then she fizzled out after that.
Kinda sucks really, she had a lot of potential to go bigger places. She's still in her 20s though, so it's not too late.
She wouldn't fuck a fat, hairy, old man for the next acting role so now she farms beans in Oklahoma.
Not sure about that second part, but the first is true
>the first is true
Except for all the fat, hairy, old (((joos))) that she did fuck for her roles.
Are you saying she did or didn't. There is an army of Mirandafags that insist she is pure. Not sure if that's what you meant.
Came here to post this. She lost millions.
@ $260.000 an episode anything she wants
Hopefully she marries a rich dude cause she still cute
She was on David Dobrick s utube channel. Basically offered to blow him for a Mercedes. He is beyond all realms of faggotry so he turned her down. Hard to get through because of his God tier cringe.
Did she got fucked by that fat guy?
Also got a nice payout from Viacom when she settled four years ago
There was a rumour about something that happened in uni but I am not buying it
she is literally perfect.
Jacked off many times to her and that blond slut.
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I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Settled what?
I'm sure this guy kept it purely professional with Miranda
She entered into a lawsuit, filed when she was 22, an adult that she then settled for like 8 million. That is nothing for Viacom. Basis of claim was a certain producer with a proclivity towards degenerate sexual acts involving teen girls.
Who would you fuck first if you were Dan?
The blonde one is the bigger slut by a mile.
>teen girls
>degenerate
Choose one.
Naw, it's just an excuse to whine about (((them))).
she's done some VA stuff but Cosgrove lucked out and has just been sitting oodles of money since the show + Despicable. Probs has some stocks just to live comfy.
Also mods are FAGGOTS
Hard to top this picture on the basis of pure unapologetic depravity on a comical level
You mean Dan "Junior High Inside-her" Schneider?
Last thread 404ed when mods had an absolute shit fit with that blowjob pic from Zoey 101
I almost forgot his name
How could you forget Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider?
The man's a hero
Say what?
Who? Candy man Dan?
Do you have any pics of when Dan was super fat? The ones of him drooling over 14 year olds when he was 600 pounds are hilarious
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Auditions for Zoey. Dan's shit made millions for network.