I am thinking of having a vasectomy. Actually thinking of calling for consultation today. Here is my rationale:

>get secret vasectomy
>have fun with all of the unjohnnied sex
>one day she's sitting quietly
>she turns to you, tear in her eye, smile on her face
>user, I'M PREGNANT
>you let out a whimper and a smile
>9 months later that little fuck bugle comes out
>he starts to get older
>notice his nose is different to both of yours
>his chin is different
>even his ears are different
>want to get a DNA test
>"But honey, why?"
Enjoy.

It's not worth having low testosterone because your pull out game is weak

another reason America's getting dumber. the smart people aren't reproducing, and geeter the trumpanzee's having 20 kids on welfare.

Talk with your wife about it first. It's something that involves you both so the decision should be made by you both.

It's really good though that you realize this before having a child, though. It's not right to bring a life into this world without being ready to care for it, so if you truly NEVER want to have a child, and the same goes for your wife, then the decision is made.

If that does end up being the case, you should go to a sperm bank and get some frozen, just in case you or her change your minds and want to try for a child.

Hope this helps, user.

kek'd

you're cutting the cord. the balls are just sitting in the scrotum. oh they're getting blood. but that cord's cut. you're a ballless eunuch at that point. you may as well start taking estrogen, because buddy you're going to start gaining weight and growing boobs. your hormone production's cut in half.

EUNUCH!!!

she decided for him. it's over.

she's got her free ride at school whilst he WORKS. bigtime cuckold.

if you know you'd be a bad father, get a vasectomy, or you'll end up with a son who regrets being alive and your life ruined

Go for it. I had one at 25, and it was a good choice.

Ten minutes is all it took. No pain. Fully recovered after just a few days.

There is *no effect* whatsoever on semen production, hormone production, or libido. I’m forty-two, my wife forty, and I still bang the shit out of her three times a week.

We have talked about it. Honestly, I've been considering it for a while myself, so it's not just her pushing it on me.

It's just my brother's got a kid on the way all of a sudden now, and it got me thinking.

But in the end, who is telling me I should or shouldn't have a kid?

are you obese? 3 times a week isn't often for 42. you likely have low T. show your physique so we know the castration didn't render you sans hormones.

It’s your choice, but if you think you would not make a good parent, you’re almost certainly correct. To refrain from having children is the proper and moral decision.

There are eight fucking billion of us. The world does not need another unwanted child.

Yeah, for years now I have been wondering, realtalk, if I am on the spectrum somewhere...and that I wasn't diagnosed properly back in the '90s because they didn't have the right rubric for it. So here I sit, an aging game nerd with his little projects and hobbies.

I'm not sure if I have the right genes to contribute to a baby.

The only reason it isn’t daily is because she works a shitload. I’d be nailing her twice a day if I had my way.

She was just promoted to dean of her faculty, and we live in Japan which has a ridiculous working culture. It’s almost eight p.m. here, and she’s still not home.

I am bigtime on the spectrum but that gives you no excuse to act like a fucking sperg.

if you don't want a baby don't have one. it sounds like you want the money for yourself.

If you are unsure, don’t.

This is not a decision you can reverse. Get a dog. Get a cat.

>It’s almost eight p.m. here, and she’s still not home.
uh oh

More like I don't want to ruin a kid's life by being a sperg. It's way too easy to give a kid a complex by accident.

gosh they do work a lot. more than americans even. I heard a lot suicide over it. very sad.

so do Americans, but still.

are you and her non-white, if so GO FOR IT! :)

Who fucking wouldn’t want the money?

Having a child is an inherently illogical act: a huge risk for little potential reward.

It’s why our instincts toward reproduction are so absurdly strong.

If you aren't ready to have a child, then don't try for one, keep using condoms even if you don't like how they feel - if you don't want to use condoms do anal. And if you aren't ready for something as serious and as permanent as a vasectomy, then like I said before, use condoms or try anal.

Seriously, if you do not want to do it then don't. It's your dick and balls, and your cum. Many things are shared and communicated in a marriage, but when it comes to those things - your literal fucking genitals and baby batter, the only person who has a say in it is YOU. Remember that.

It’s normal. The president of the uni just fucking *loves* to hear himself talk, and is always keeping people late for meetings.

They’re also trying to get an online learning system going since classes have just been cancelled.

I taught there myself for a year, so I know how things work.

All you Trumptards are exactly the same
>hurr durr have moar babies so we can haz moar Christians and haz uhpokalipz
>Aborshun is merder
>Burth kuntrol is merder
>Ur a cuck
Imagine being so stupid that you think getting a vasectomy makes you a cuck. If only your Dad would've had the sense to get one.

no. the fact that you worry about means you'd be a great dad. that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. my god I've never had a tear brought to my eye on here

>castration

The working culture is crazy, yeah.

But we’re in a pretty good place. She has tenure, so yay, job security, Japan doesn’t have a touchy-feely kind of culture, so the spread of Corona-chan has been very slow.

Things could be a lot worse.

Tube tying vasectomies are much safer and have virtually no complications. Tube tying can cause: Possibility of prolonged and heavy bleeding and more cramping – bleeding disorders are considered to occur because of lower level of serum progesterone or weak blood supply from the uterus to the ovaries due to scar tissue. (This can increase risk of a heart attack) Irregular menstruation Higher risk of ectopic (tubal) pregnancy Possible pregnancy due to failure to close the tubes (this can be fatal) – this may occur in case a surgeon confuses a round ligament to the tube. Sometimes premature menopause Injuries to internal organs from cauterization

A tubal ligation is significantly more invasive and dangerous than a vasectomy. It would be pointlessly selfish to choose the former option.

Just don't be a dummy and cum on her tummy

I've done some research while pondering this decision as well. It is reversible, but getting the tubes reconnected won't guarantee you will be as fertile as before. The other issue is that insurance covers a vasectomy; it doesn't cover a reversal.

I'm glad to hear it re corona, and tenure's fantastic, so congrats.