I have a strong feeling that my sister has been spying on me, but either monitoring my internet activity, somehow recording my screen, or maybe even with a camera in my room. I can often hear her very clearly reacting to the weird porn I watch. Especially these past two days because she has had her ugly friend over and I can very clearly hear them making sounds of disgust and laughing in perfect sync with when I close one of my many tabs, exposing them to another video of another woman getting fucked by an absurdly large horse dildo. I know that if I confronted her she would act like I was crazy and tell me that I'm just paranoid, but there is no way the noise they make just coincidentally matches my browsing so perfectly.
What are my options Yas Forums?
I have considered Carbon monoxide poisoning or good ole fashioned hanging.
what makes you think you are interesting or important enough for someone to monitor you?
Nicholas Robinson
They just outlined that, summerfag.
Jason Lopez
Because it's my sister you fucking faggot. I'm not some conspiracy theorist living in the dessert seeing UFOs. She wants to know what I get up to in my room all day and doesn't want to ask me
Carson Cox
Just start watching porn about fucking sisters. Exclusively. Make it clear how big of a fetish it is to you then report back.
Lucas Hernandez
If she is screen sharing, start typing an erotica about you fucking her to death.
Lincoln Wright
I HAVE THE SAME ISSUE! my bro and sis laugh every time I'm watching a porn. They only laugh when the page has loaded. Not only that but I'll look up something online n they suddenly start talking about the thing I was researching
Chase Butler
photoshop pictures of her and her friend onto fatty porn and keep jerking it, what else?
Jace Murphy
These are some good options. At least I feel like they could be. I don't really see how it would help, but it still somehow really seems like a good idea.
Justin Jenkins
You could go on g or google and learn how to make your browser and windows os more secure. Or google more, big dick brother fucks little sister and her friend. Maybe you don't want her friend, could try to get your sister. Also, take shower and wear just bathrobe around them, make sure you are erect.
And you googling large horse dildo might mean you gay. You could google sister Pegs gay butt with horse dildo Gl fag
Josiah Hall
It would be hilarious either way because you'd put the pressure on her to admit it. Or just start searching shit like "I know you're watching me, so you better get ready for a wild ride" then look at really fucked up shit
Leo Gray
I don't wanna fuck either of them I just want them to fucking leave me alone :'(
Bentley Gonzalez
I like this but you have to fuck her ugly friend too, even if she's massively unappealing and gross.
Jayden Anderson
Don't be a pussy. You came to Yas Forums for advice, so stop being beta and take a suggestion.
Julian Sanders
why did she have friend over if we are supposed to be social distancing?
Dylan Powell
dude literally they wouldnt be watching you in any way unless they were interested in your cock
There can be only one logical solution to this situation. You will have to fuck her into the ass hole.
Parker Fisher
Because they are fucking retarded bitches who don't understand "social distancing" because the words are too long.
Adam Cruz
Open notepad Type: i know you're watching (nameofsister), come sit on my cock.
Jack Barnes
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Leo Gonzalez
Just browse incest porn like the rest of the world and hope for the best.
Andrew Williams
These options are horse shit. If you feel like she's spying on you in either scenario, just do this. Open a page on Google, or notepad, or Word. Or in the case of a room camera, write it on cardboard and hold it up around your room. Simply type: Hey this is me, (your name). I know you are watching and I can hear you laughing. Not only that, but your spying is being forwarded and watched by mom and dad. I am one step ahead of you and it just gets better the more you spy. Etc. Whatever. Use your imagination. If they are watching, and you arent a larping fag (which you are) then this should fix it Immeadiately. Then you should post results for the laughs. Once she knows that you know, she is fucked. Use that as you will dude. But again, for the larp itself, kinda makes all this boring.
Robert Mitchell
I have tried typing "I think my sister is spying on me and it's fueling my paranoid delusions" into google before, in the hopes that that would make her feel bad and make her stop but she is just acting like she didn't see. Maybe she didn't. I don't see how this is a fix, because we can both just go on living our lives normally, acting like neither of us have any idea that this is happening. I need to get her to admit it.
Tyler Moore
Next time she's watching just go on bestgore or live leak and find the most fucked up shit you can. If you hear her puke or get really horrified then you'll know.
Brayden Murphy
Then try typing what I SAID. And ask yourself is it, "Paranoid Delusions" or not? If so, then thats great, it aint real, and ya might need help. If not, then she is in deep shit. Play your hand, or fold. Otherwise you are playing HER game. Either way its tearimg you apart user. If it aint a larp, fix it homie. (Its a larp btw)
Camden Davis
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Jacob Torres
yeah if you watch that video of isis where the guy gets his head crushed by a rock shes def gonna scream and puke.
paranoid delusions mean you cant tell the difference. it means you hear something and associate it with what you think is going on. all data is either ignored or goes to reinforce an existing theory.
Julian Murphy
Well, I don't know if it's paranoid delusions and I have no fucking way of knowing. Explain what is the step after I notepad "I know you are watching me, (inserthername). I can hear you laughing. Your spying is forwarded to parents"? We are living away from city right now, she is in the room next to mine. She is 20-something and I am 20 (I am little brother). 1.She thinks that parents and I know about her spying 2.She acts like she doesn't know. 3.???
Jose Sullivan
Good point. The paranoid are never truly mistaken. I aint trying to downplay paranoia. I think spiders work for Tom Cruise. My advice still stands. Just type that you are watching. Paranoia runs in family. She will be screwed too. Do it OP. Do it.
Lincoln Mitchell
Meant this for OP btw
Hunter Anderson
Don't get me wrong I'm very happy that someone is taking this seriously but I am stupid I need you to explain
Jeremiah Lopez
USE YOUR IMAGINATION based on your reality and that of your sibling. Mine was an example freindo
Jackson White
Nigga, what the fuck is it gonna help if she knows that I know if neither of us is gonna confront each other about it. She won't admit it because she knows that what she is doing is awful, and i won't tell her because she will tell me that I'm insane
