Is anyone else kind of hoping the world turns to shit and we can go into survival mode and live off the land?

Is anyone else kind of hoping the world turns to shit and we can go into survival mode and live off the land?

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LOWKEY kinda yea. Im sick of working myself to the bone for 50k a year.

One can only hope.

You're all autistic

How so?

Ain't gone happen. Prepare to work from home in virtual & augmented reality for a couple years faggot

no, i like the internet to much and corona hasn't changed my neet lifestyle one bit.

You're picturing this through the lens of a video game you retard, not fucking skinning animals and hunting for hours on end, crop failure and people fucking killing each other for insignificant resources not to mention a lack of modern medicine

These anons think their fallout style protags if everything falls and not the irrelevant powder ganger who gets killed at the start

Who cares man we gotta get back to our roots let the weak die and live freely away from the shackles of modern society im not a sperg i understand the implications that happen with something like a break down of society

I've been worried about everything breaking down for reasons other than just corona. My friend recently sold me a really nice fat bike that would be perfect in case of apocalypse.. You can bolt a gun rack on there and have room for more shit. It gets over every terrain I've tried it on so easily.

>pic related
>it's a version of the bike

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This.

OP and the rest of the idiots in this thread think surviving off the land is like booting up Stardew or some shit.

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If that's what you really want then take your stupid ass out into the woods and live there. I'd prefer that we not turn into a video game.

>we
There's nothing stopping you buying a second hand caravan, squatting it on the cheapest plot of land you can find and living off the grid. Go have fun.

No, but I always new deep down that republicans really are the regressive party.

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Nah b I want everyone to go through it, now go to the BBC threads

bro, that's literally what i do for fun when im not stuck at work cooking fancy shit for famous people who are just as much of a dick head as you or I. Wood working and metal working too, both are fulfilling hobbies. So to sum it up I have a garden that yields a ton of produce I hunt and yes you clean the animals after you kill them, I also do wood working and metal working. So tell me again why I wouldn't be fine? lol

They're not fucking weak you autistic waste of space. They're specialized. The entire reason why someone can go off and become software developer is because of miraculous advances in efficiency.

Don't have time to reinvent the circuitry, harness electricity, let alone the marvel that was computers, and develop the software for it when each fucking day you got go out and hunt to eek out a meager survival.

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No you really don't you autistic faggot, the reason we survive so long now is because of vaccines and modern medicine, the sheer amount of deaths attributed to infection and preventable disease a hundred years ago was outrageous a bad dose of fucking diarrhea could straight up fucking murder you, you literally wouldn't make it past the first month you fat cunt

Ya these guys are spergs larping that they aren't the video game fags

Pajeet what're you even saying

Sorry but didn't read the nonsense you had to say go to a tranny thread so you can COOM

>I have all these hobbies that are convinient to the plot of my larp
Nice one retard, and I suppose you've got the lead belly perk for the water as well

>This retard

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One can only dream

Hack into my mainframe because you're so "special" as you like to say about yourself

I really like that bike. I’m more of a 4wheeler/rzr/dirt bike guy, but obviously fuel will become scarce so a bike like that is a good idea

You might be borderline retarded

Yeah. The problem with woodworking and metalworking is that you need a civilization surrounding it for it to be worth dick.

Even in medieval times an ironsmith was still trading and bartering because you can't just eat metal and wood. If you're not growing, someone else has to.

>"But user! I could grow and hunt and metalwork and woodwork! I could do it all!"
For a time. Until you get sick.

We're a social species. Your lone wolf fantasies are just that.

No. I have a good life and i hope everything pretty much stays the way it is.

Holy fuck.

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What do you mean by sperg larping? I live in the sticks and besides work this is my day to day life. the only reason I've got internet is literally because I know a guy lol
what the flying fuck does " lead belly perk for the water" mean dude. I don't even drink my tap water up here without filtering it. Pipes are old as fuck and probably full of arsenic and lead lmao.

I wish I was mind numbingly dumb as you so I can give value to the nonsense you're saying and enjoy my wife being plowed by BBC while I work in my cuckcorner developing websites

Cant wait to run around naked and chuck spears at people. Would die happy knowing all the useless people like trannies starved to death long before me.