Turn on TV

>turn on TV
>see this

What's the first thing you do?

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Yes

No

IS IT HAPPENING IN CALIFORNIA?!

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Change the channel, I don't like news

cheer for the monster

get myself vored

Question why THE FUCK IS IT 2013 AGAIN

Call friends and family and watch the news like everyone else because there is not one damn thing I can do about that apart from buying all the TP I can in case this cuts the supply.

the only correct answer

Nah, I'm never awake that early

Call family before we all die. Go buy alcohol and cigarettes

Think "Thank god I don't live in (your city)"

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change the channel

blame trump

I'll be serious I guess. I would check to see where said creature headed and if there are reports of any more and there location. I would only be able to use normal news and social media sources. May be try to get some info out of a friend in the gov but he would be busy and unable to give out to much. Then head away from danger as best as possible if my and my families current location was not the safest.

Drive out to SF and offer people rides out of town.
>ASS GRASS OR CASH FAGGITS WHAT'LL IT BE

Hope it's Godzilla. Godzilla is cool. Then wonder how and why I'm living in Japan.

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eject the DVD

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Farewell pardner

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Hide out in the Red Rocks. Wait for the whole thing to blow over.

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I live close to a marine air station so I would imagine that they would put up a more effective defense. Better than the national guard at least.

lost at this image

I live in Detroit, that mofo ain't coming here.

"OP YOUR MOM LEFT THE KITCHEN AGAIN"

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buenos aires

keep browsing 4 chan

not like this

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Do acid and fap

Join the military, I wanna see this shit with my own two eyes

Coom