Had both legs cutoff a month ago

Had both legs cutoff a month ago.

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Story?

Unlucky.

Car accident. Someone ran a red and t boned me.

Go ahead and tell it, its not like you're going anywhere

Damn bro

At least you don’t ever have to work again

no you didn't

Yeah, no shit. Nice trips tho.

There isn't a lot to tell. I got t boned by someone and don't remember anything.

>Implying anyone's going to work anytime soon.

OP is a faggot those are overcooked beef empanadas on a blue cloth

Checked

ok.

This, get to work stubby

they're casting actors for the remake of Willow. You might look into it

Shit man. Sorry to hear that. You will be able to walk again. Looks like a quality job too, left and right are equal length.

Ask you anything?

lighting and durging surgeries they they smear povidone iodine on the site as an antiseptic which leaves the skin yellow

Show us your dick

would you want cool af robot legs?

do you want cool af robot legs?

>I got t boned by someone and don't remember anything.

Assume a driver's door area hit correct? Were you wearing your seatbelt? What type of vehicle were you driving? What type vehicle hit you?

Pictures of wrecked vehicles?

Bummer. Well at least no one will ask you to help them move, change a light bulb, kick someone's ass or, get something off a high shelf.

It's just shitty lighting. I'm not yellow lol.

>What's it feel like? Like actually having stumps I mean. What do they feel like when u move them?
Feels weird. Phantom sensations are real. Sometimes it feels like they're still there.

>How do you move around? Prosthetic legs?
Wheelchair when I go out. Mostly crawling or scooting at home.

>How do ppl around u react? Like ppl u know friends family?
They're all kind of awkward. Makes me feel weird. I know they care but the whole situation make a everyone feel weird.

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this

did your cawk and balls survive?

Would you like to obtain fancy cool robot legs?

hold the fucking phone

hold the fucking phone

are you a chick?

GET LOOSE
FOOTLOOSE
KICK OFF YOUR SUNDAY SHOES

what type of car were you in and what car hit you?

???? ??? A grill?? 50/50 chance I guess

Do u even bother wearing pants anymore? Srs question

not even memeing, if your having sex yet how has it affected that?

I had a Mitsubishi Mirage. Got hit by a newish pickup truck. Dodge I think

This is why you always drive the biggest truck that you can afford.

I hope the next car crash takes both your arms

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lmao funny enough I don't really. I've just been wearing oversized t shirts since I got home. I did put on real pants the couple times I've been out though.

I haven't. I've got a so but we haven't done it since.

sounds about right, sorry dude, that car would def not hold up

maybe an e46 or an old subaru but not that thing, i've rolled a 2004 400hp forester xt a dozen times at about 120mph and came out with just a broken collarbone

also dont forget to sue the shit out of them

Maybe it would be safer if you switch to bicycles from now on?

on Yas Forums it's more 95/5 chance boy/girl.

Years ago I met this dude in Montana. His attitude and demeanor stood out to me, just the small chat that we had in the line at Arby's stuck in my head for all these years. He was crippled by a car crash, but he never let that change him. He made me want to be him. He was in a wheelchair. He had a better life then I did.

Don't let this consume you. You are more than legs.

As you hope, so shall it be with you.

Doesn't pay to be an asshole.

THIS

have that asshole rot in jail and pay you for the rest of his life

So do you think it would be best to develop a nugget sex fetish now, or later when your bf dumps you and you need someone new to provide for you?

But in all seriousness, I hope your recovery goes well. But I was serious about the nugget fetish. Maybe do nugget porn?