Might fight a guy much bigger then me tonight. any advice?

Then you're fucked man, unless you have prior training by any chance? If not man, and if you really wanna win this fight, you gotta play dirty. Bring a bat or something, or a gun and/or a knife if you want this dude dead

at fight keep your distance. bring sling shot and some marbles

Make sure to keep your to keep your hands up and don't hesitate to hurt him. Don't sympathies with him or feel bad for him when you hit him. He wants to hurt you bad and he will if you don't become the wolf in that moment. Don't give him a single fucking chance, OP.

Fight dirty, use anything you can to your advantage. Brass knuckles, knife, glasss over the head, anything to get the upper hand. Consider bringing a friend or two to fucking even the odds out

What the fuck? Is this just for fun?

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
If you are willing to go from 0-100 immediately, biting, gouging, nut kicking, like a rabid wolverine, you will win the fight. It's not about being stronger, it's about being the meanest motherfucker anyone has ever seen.

This isn't a boxing match, don't be afraid to ground and pound. Most streetfights end up on the ground, if you can control the ground fight you are at the advantage. Think about all the ways that joints are supposed to bend, and bend them the other way-arm bars, break fingers, lock knees, get any limb you can get leverage on and twist. Do not hesitate, be as cruel as possible, do not relent, make sure he physically cannot come after you again.

>Make sure to keep your to keep your hands up and don't hesitate to hurt him. Don't sympathies with him or feel bad for him when you hit him. He wants to hurt you bad and he will if you don't become the wolf in that moment. Don't give him a single fucking chance, OP.

list of things he did to me

>swinging on me fucked up on meth
>$1k property damage
>tackle me on pavement
>chokehold
>cheap shots when i was cornered in small room

guy is shithead and deseves to get hit

search the internet for cheat codes first, zoomer

bring a long sock filled with a couple of rolls of quarters...swing it like hell. If/when you make contact, backup and whirl it again. Use quarters on way home to stop at local watering hole, play some coin-op darts, and regale the locals with your story of conquest. p.s. only have beer in a frosty mug stay away from all drinks with an umbrella in them lest your story will lose credibility.

Tell him ur from Yas Forums and nobodies fuckin with u. Cool dubs brah

Fight dirty. Try to clinch and then kick his knees backwards

get really close to him like chest to chest, then just fucking strangle him

Aim low. Ankles, back of knee, groin if you can reach it, get behind him and bring him down like a broken tower. Once he's at your level, strike his solar plexus so he can't breathe well for a bit. He'll bend down, so take the opportunity to press your fingers into his eyes. The moment he yells, stop pressing; you're at the appropriate amount of pressure to disorient and command him. He'll do what you say for fear that you'll cause him more pain. Make sure to say something that reinforces your authority to cause him more pain if he refuses to obey; if there's one thing people are weak against, it's authority.

Knees

shoot him

How are you fighting someone during a quarantine?

>meth
>meth
>METH
Have you seen those cunts on the pd shows methed up to the gills? a few tazers and 3 officers lying on top of the cunt and he still almost got away

use some of that supermeth strength, smoke .5 before you head out

read this
guy is in my living space. heisitant to mention

thats what im saying the guy is bitch he got all fucked up on meth and came into my bedroom at 2am swinging at my full speed.

This

Depends on how many times you've watched the Karate Kid

use a weapon lol, if you cant bring one then anything around you can be used to kill somebody.

Sing a song about how fighting isn't the real solution

bring big comical boxing gloves, get close and hump him. he'll get annoyed and walk away calling you a fag. better than getting your ass kicked.

Protip: then != than

Kick his knee's and if you do a good job you won't have to worry about much resistance. After you defeated him roll him onto his back and assert your male dominance over him by mounting him in animal fashion. He won't call the cops because that would mean he would have to confess to being raped and everyone other male and female he knows would know also. Win win.

right when hes about to punch you just rip his pants down and start sucking his dick

dominance asserted.

Stomp the bridge of his foot right in front of his ankle, there is no muscle there he will fall.

or a knife

kick his balls and dick
bring a gun or a knife, you know, if you win, jerk off or piss in him

aim for face (nose and mouth mostly) or stomach. keep arms up to block punches and keep them flexed as getting hit will hurt less, and when you get a chance go for a punch. punch with your hips, shoulders down, put your weight into it.

kick the balls is a good trick

I hope he over doses and dies seizing in his own shit after he gouges your eyes out and murders you. You both sound fucking retarded.
>im gonna fight him, guys
Your life sucks because you make trailer trash decisions. Why didn't you call the cops when he attacked you in the middle of the night? Why don't you own a gun you could use to defend yourself against someone who gets hopped up on meth before he claps your cheeks? Why did you even make this thread?

You stupid fucking nigger.

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Protip: there is no honor in the streets. Do what you have to do to win.

I think they’re serious, son.

>Your life sucks because you make trailer trash decisions. Why didn't you call the cops when he attacked you in the middle of the night?
I did. property owner defended him

money goes to necessities . not a killer by nature but this guy pushed me past my limit fucking with my family

Always remember to make a proper fist you must put your thumb on the inside. Everything else is just confidence + luck.

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you hold a knife like that as well? i'm left handed btw

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Off topic, but I'm gonna cum!