My name is Pixel John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
It's honestly been a few years since I've seen a variation of this meme. Brings back memories.
Levi Lopez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Wasted opportunity to say "who spend every second of their day drawing stupid ass pictures"
Luke Smith
Hey Humans, My name is COVID, and I hate every single of you. All of you are fat, immunocompromised no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass toilet paper. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any vaccines? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they’re on lockdown, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to ebola-chan. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best cough. I'm pretty much perfect. I was straight out of Wuhan and took over the world in a month. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn viral diseases"? I also get airborne resistance, and have a banging hot geriatric girlfriend (She just died; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
POV: You wake up feeling satisfied on a Sunday afternoon. You roll over, and Pixel John is looking at you lovingly. You wouldn't trade this moment for anything in the world.
