So, what's the best/most recommend way to commit suicide?

So, what's the best/most recommend way to commit suicide?

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Start new.
Get a good sleep schedule, go to the gym, plan your life and take the best route for you, enjoy the little things.

The old you will be dead once you do that.

Opioids + benzos.

was looking for more of a legal method, also I probably wouldnt be able to afford either, cause I lost my job

>21,Overdose illegal drugs,49.4%,116.25,5.25
So they finally got enough exposure to be forced to "fix" the table, eh.

Autoerotic asphyxiation

Set yourself on fire, preferably in a public place.

This method is so based it'll land you on Wikipedia, and thus you'll always be remembered.

sodomize yourself with a chainsaw
you crybaby drama queen faggot attention whore.

Sit inside of a warm car until you pass out and run out of oxygen

you're worried about breaking the law before you die in your own suicide thread.

this

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serious question here lmfao

got a girl pregnant and she doesn’t want to abort
need a fast and easy way to commit suicide

Go to a crowded Corona-Virus food line with a semi-automatic weapon. Start shooting ppl until the cops intervene and kill you. Yes you'll be dead but the likelihood is high you'll take a bunch of freeloading entitlement dependent niggers with you! Win-Win by /Pol standard an you'll be remembered alongside ppl like mcVeigh and Roof an others..

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haha you're dickless

just trip her down a long flight of stairs you dipshit

you kids today, you don't know how to problem solve

I understand where you are coming from I really really do. I think about killing myself prob 8 or 9 times a week. But remember all problems are temporary and sucide is not. Steady as she goes trust. I got a tat of it

Give her some misoprostol

>ppl like mcVeigh and Roof
bitch boy Roof really shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence as based McVeigh

In a homemade rocket to prove the earth is flat.

Drink ricin juice

they give away condoms for free you dumb fuck. have fun paying child support. kids better off without you in their life anyways

How the fuck does shotgun to the chest kill you quicker than to the head?

I'm not afraid of or opposed to suicide, but MAN UP faggot!

This kid will likely be your only reason for living.
Wut, you wanna live instead just to be a fuckin corporate slave?

You have a chance to make sure some kid has a good life.
Help him make & achieve dreams.

STOP BEING SUCH A SELFISH FUCKING PRICK!

DONT LET UR PATHETIC WASTED LIFE INTERFERE WITH A POSSIBLE PRODUCTIVE LIFE.
Step up & do something worthwhile for a change.

Inject air straight into your vein. Easy.
What said. Not so easy but killing your old self is worth trying before embracing the endless nothing that's waiting anyway

22 shot directly into anus

you obviously don't know much about this

destroy the heart and the body follows.
maim the brain and blow the face and jaw into chunks there's a chance you'll survive. no joke

0-0 buckshot at point-blank range to the heart is a guaranteed death.
or roll dice where the prize is being a faceless vegetable.

Why not just kill her

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going on Yas Forums

Un silence You bitch

why cant you use google/Wikipedia? image related, from Wikipedia.

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Put 20+ apple cores in a blender until all seeds pureed.
Contains a lethal dose of cyanide. Prolly tastes like ass but that's hardly a problem if you wanna die

Testify against Putin.

>set fire to self
agony almost 100 yeah no shit

larping piece of shit give sauce

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my bad just checked it was 40. chill out you goober

so what?

I'm cool like 2 day old coom

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Car tank full. Well functioning car. Car exhaust pipe well connected to the passenger compartment. Well sealed windows. Area far from the eyes of the people who send you the firefighters to save you. It seems to die in sleep.

You can litterally just make her a smoothie with special ingrediants to make her miscarry and then fuck off. Fucking spineless faggot

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y'all fucking retarded noobs!

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>not posting the crystals

here you go

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dying of old, fucking a teenager a making her pregnant with your last breath

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idiot faggot

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