Quarantine t-times are tough, but t-that doesn't mean we can't have a n-nice meal together Anonymous
Quarantine t-times are tough, but t-that doesn't mean we can't have a n-nice meal together Anonymous <4
Hi Alice, love you
Hey, Alice. I love you.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU GAY ASS JEW
Hello Alice, what are we cooking today?
Love you t-too
T-todays dish is some slow cooked lamb chops
oh look, the rich girl is back... great.
doing quite well, yourself
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE
It'll b-be there
>Today's dish: Slow Cooked Lamb Chops!
Sounds awful.
They're looking good!
Thanks for posting, Alice
It's r-really good, I'm eating it right now
Fuck you I needed these trips you fucking cunt
oh nice, I'll look forward to it
no worries, you can have some tendies instead
Snooze you lose
Are you the dumb attentionwhore in the discord server? Why shill for your shit threads there. Literally gonna ban you.
Thank you for this farm anime. The new pup is very cute.
S-sorry, I hate attention
Wish I was being blacked just like Alice is, feels so bad sisters
it's a good way to thicken stuff! I hope it turns out well for you.
Lamb chops!
What would Sherri Lewis say?
So clumsy and awkward. Notice how she bumps the containers when she picks them up and sets them down. So cute
Why do you specify onion if you're going to show us garlic?
Just chop up some onions for the show, you don't have to use them.
I d-don't have any onions is t-the problem.
There's a pandemic going on
oh noes is buffalo bill again.
getting through one day is an accomplishment on its own
Alice I beat my 3 inch pepperjack stick to your videos 5 times a day. I would kill my newborn baby just to rest my tongue on a surface with your foot sweat residue. I dream about your tittie
same, would suck on her toes and schlick to her all the time
use the flat side, at the closer end, of a knife to do that. it's a lot easier.
throw salt down on the cooking board to keep your garlic from sliding around and getting runny.
I always enjoy your threads. Nice to see among the cesspool this site is.
What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of a lamp?
It's n-not so difficult if you've got friends
Years ago I was depressed because being a manipulative fuck was killing my relationship and you helped me. Thanks. Love you. Will always be grateful. I'm saying this so often, wtf. Sounding like that guy that's on probation for being black, in a small town. Rah. But it's true. Ah, she's still here, maybe in love, maybe not. Doesn't matter, now I just want to get my share of amusement before finally killing myself. Anyway, lamb chops can be very good. Will follow. Still making your chicken parmesan from time to time. Cheers, have a Chinese!
Goddamn faggot lookin like a fridge nowadays. Not even trying to pass for a girl anymore eh?
Hi Alice, Revy here.
G-glad to make your day brighter
God i fantasize about her every night. I want her to sit on me, suffocating me until I can barely breathe, and just before I die from asphyxiation, she hands me a plastic straw from Chuck E. Cheese, from which i put my mouth on and try to breathe from. However, that straw is in her vaginal hole, and as for every atom of oxygen i intake, a liter of her pussy juices pour into my mouth. As I shove my way from under her soul crushing thighs, I gasp for the air I so desperately need. She stares down at me with a smug look, saying "Are you tired? We've only just started". She pounds my face in with her dirty, worn out foot, which she violently presses into my submissive face. I take a hard lick of each individual toe, sucking out all the dirt collected from god knows where. After both of her feet are licked spotless, she holds me down, and crushes my neck with her immensely muscular thighs. I struggle to breath, and I even achieve a point of utter hallucination. As I begin to realize I am horridly close from perishing from asphyxiation, my penis explodes with semen, as if a volcano erupting, yet instead of lava hot, sticky cum poured from my worn out penis. I gave her a 50$ bill, and she smiles and says "Same time next week?".
exactly, friends help so much
N-nice to see you
based
why are you
we are here for you Alice, like you are for us
fuck you faggot
Maybe you should lay off the cooking and go get some exercise tubby.
>tubby
What's wrong with your eyes? You can see in every thread that she's a fucking skeleton.
I'm g-glad to hear it
*SNIFF*
that's enough internet for tonight
you never listen don't you?
Can I get a quick rundown on this anime chef whore?
she's wearing a sweater lmao have you never worn one of those?
Yes, she is wearing a shirt.
What about this for your next recipe?
That's a s-sweater, dear. Perhaps you've worn one b-before?
I'm n-not a whore, sorry
>she
>imagine actually doing something productive and wholesome on this board rather than reposting caucasian sluts getting a proficient bbc treatment
that's a yikes in my book
Did somebody say cancer? I'm here to treat it.
>I d-don't do anything /ck/ recommends.
But it's the cooking board!
wow, so you can actually read. cool. good to know. yes. She.
GOD your hands are so perfect. I can imagine your bony fingers gripping my rock hard pulsating cock, sliding across it easily with the help of my pre-cum, which I might mention is an absolute LAKE by now, nothing less than beseeched by a goddess like yourself.
Alice can you be the mother of my children?
T-that's me
>my pre-cum, which I might mention is an absolute LAKE by now
That sounds like a problem. Are you okay?
Time for the pepper! I don't like a whole lot in my dishes but I feel like this is a good amount.
I feel it deep in my bones every day. Yes. This is the amount. This is JUST.
what is this? gore for ants? Come on man. Do better.
why not? i think you'd be a great mother
are you aware that alice is a dude don't you?
I had chicken for supper. Slow cooked lamb sounds better
That's fine. I like to match my pepper to my salt.
>Quarantine t-times are tough, but t-that doesn't mean we can't have a n-nice meal together Anonymous
I'm n-not, sorry
It was just some salt and pepper pan fried chicken breast. Nothing particularly special
what? She's not a dude, lmao. Have you seen her twitch and stuff? Definitely a girl with how bad she is at certain games.
This is a valid question. I was getting a lot and experiencing constant mild discomfort whilst sitting. Turns out I had mild prostatitis. One course of antibiotics cleared it up, but it can get serious if left untreated.