hey Yas Forums. it would be fine if I put some raw chicken breast in my ass, right? wouldn't I just shit it back out?
Hey Yas Forums. it would be fine if I put some raw chicken breast in my ass, right? wouldn't I just shit it back out?
Owen Foster
Tyler Long
no, you would be fine, your colon would just adapt it.
Thomas Cox
Enjoy your fucking salmonella.
Thomas Stewart
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Gavin Gray
it's like cinderella?
Nathan Wright
don't. instead fuck it.
Luis Rogers
I can speak from experience here. You will definitely shit it back out. You don't have to worry about having to go to the ER to have it removed, like with toy soldiers and cars, lego houses/ships etc. because chicken breast is something your body can push back out.
What I can definitely recommend is that you put the chicken breast in the freezer, and then take it out several hours before insertion. This means it will still have a frozen, solid core to which you can apply pressure to shove it up there, but the outer layer will already be soft and squishy for that amazing chicken-in-the-butt feeling.
A word of warning though: chicken breast up the butt is one of the best feelings in the world, but it can consume you. I've been an addict for years. Not a day goes by that I don't think about putting chicken breast up my pooper. I've even brought chicken breasts to work for during my break. Once you go breast, you never go back.
Julian Murphy
thank you for the advice, user.
Joshua Martin
Adrian Parker
You could still get salmonella.....in your ass...go for it!
Jace Smith
what
Logan Barnes
will it chicken out?
Owen Cooper
Samefagging
Isaac Myers
The reason you can't eat chicken raw is because the bacteria that live in chicken live on the surface of the meat, and inside the meat. Salmonella is one of the most common virus that both lives on chicken meat and is harmful to humans. Do not put raw chicken in any orifice of your body. Don't put it in your ass, mouth, nose or eyes. You will contract salmonella or, at best, get an infection
Matthew Smith
Blake Perry
Cooper Miller
Not at all. Just saw a thread about a subject that greatly interests me and decided to share my experience/tips.
Jack Jackson
Kek
Jonathan Jones
>lego houses/ships etc
>soft and squishy for that amazing chicken-in-the-butt feeling
holy fuck my sides are in orbit
Jordan Mitchell
bruh... my sides ascended the time space continuum.
Jason Cook
Carson Sullivan
Here comes dr. Dampblanket weeyoooweeyooo
Austin Hall
do it
Samuel Miller
bump for advice
Juan Wilson
Do it faggot
Evan Moore
What...
Asher Roberts
Nathaniel Ward
Way to fuck that up, dipshit
Wyatt Parker
Christopher Howard
It'll cook inside you~ your anus membranes will absprb ot np problem though.
Landon Powell
Nvm I'm having a stroke it seems.