Ready for our date, user?

Ready for our date, user?

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Date? no
Sit on my face and ride me and never tell me friends ? fuck yes

Oh God yes.

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I wonder if anyone who's ever been desperate enough to go on a date with her has come back alive, or if she ate every last one?

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The land beast.

Get on my face!

Sure, I wouldn't mind having a nice time.

Imagine the odor

all these fuckin' TRIPS

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You'd have more chance of touching your toes than getting a date with me

can someone tell me why do people like this because I would really like to kown

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she wont fall down the stairs, she will roll

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if theyre fresh and dont smell (sound like im talking about real fish) id tap 100 times over if no one ever knew

Pussy is pussy, plus you can deny them all day long if seen in public. They're like old reliable and they also like to take dick.

i like that one

Ready to take us for nice dinner user?

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Your chariot awaits m’lady

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LOL fat fatty fatass can't get a date so she has to come to 4chn to get some

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Where is your protective mask young lady?

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The men who date these 500 pound women are the biggest shitbags. I worked with them for a function they are such fucking assholes.

story time?

would you?

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She actually looks really nice.

If she was clean and waxed Id like to fuck a massive bitch, just for the experience

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wonder what it's like inside of her belly?

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OFC user, WTF IS THAT QUESTION

you like big fat smooth bellies?

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I wouldn't call her massive but I've fucked a bigger girl before.

She just kind of laid there and got sweaty

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