>be age 6-7
>me and friends obsessed with genitalia, just like all dumb kids
>best friend and I show each other our dicks regularly for shits and giggles
>get in trouble one lunch time for pulling his pants down in front of everyone and a prank
>one day I go to his house and he asks me to kiss his dick
>it's hard and has that weird dick smell
>another evening, his girl cousins come over and we're messing around telling some dumb spooky stories in this tent thing he has in his room
>room is like pitch black
>he then turns on his torch for about 1 second
>is naked with a massive hard-on
>cousins start screaming
>they run downstairs to tell his Mum
>uhoh.jpg
>Mum is pissed
>luckily she doesn't tell my parents
>at school a few weeks later
>getting changed for PE in middle of classroom with all the other kids (kind of weird that they made us do that now that I think of it, but our primary school was dumb and had no locker rooms)
>flashed my ass and balls at this girl who is a wuss and I enjoyed winding up
>she tells the teacher
>end up in head teacher/principal's office
>"user, did you flash your testicles at femanon?"
>"...yes, sorry"
>"have you been doing anything similar with any of your other classmates?"
>figure that somehow me and best friend getting our dicks out had got back round to him somehow
>tell head teacher/principle all the shit we've been doing
>parents called
>mfw
>they are livid
>grounded for a week
There's a part 2 to this if anyone cares
