If you see this - you have been caught jerking off by your sister! Your first thought is your excuse

If you see this - you have been caught jerking off by your sister! Your first thought is your excuse.

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My first thought was:

I wanna bang my sister

I was just listening to music.

I have a sister now? Cool.

In reality, she'd be indifferent. so what

"Don't just stand there, help your brother"

Depends on age difference. Females enter puberty earlier so if you're twins or close enough to that she'd have a thought that you're probably masturbating too after some time. If you're both as sheltered as it gets in today's world and she's as innocent as that allows then things will be rather different.

"Oh god, I didn't know you were home, I--"
> As I turn around in panic with my pants down, the pressure in my cock becomes too big and before I know it I come on my sister.

"Yes, I'm sniffing your dirty panties. Don't move. I want to look into your eyes when I cum."

Deny, deny, deny...

Masturbation is a natural and positive act; picturing your sister choking on your cock is not. I see that now.

“I thought they were moms panties”

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Knock first.

If you care about her mental health, given the environment she gets to live in, then that's good thinking. Otherwise as long as she doesn't get knocked up with an inbred child it's nothing.

I had an itch

Ummm vodka

*BRRRRAAAAPPPPPPP* Ugh, I knew jerking my dick would help get that fart out!

i don't have a sister

>implying I need an excuse to masturbate
it's five bucks if you wanna watch.

Holy shit she returned from the dead. Kill the zombie!

That was the dumbest thing I've read here today. You should take pride in that

Imagine needing an excuse to jack off. What's her excuse for not knocking?

I don’t know what it is... but this is a fun thread

If that was my sister. Id just take her and fuck her

I would too

It's not what it looks like. Im just jackin it

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Kek

If I don't have a sister then?!

Keep jerking it with direct eye contact.

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If she was my sister, I wouldn’t stop.