What's the best donut AND why is it the old fashioned plain? Pound for pound objectively it wins in all categories

Black coffee
Cinnamon toast with home made sweet bread.

>Speaking ill of the dead
>Speaking ill of my granny who made the best food ever
You sir, are a turbo faggot.

I was not aware of her passing, my sincerest apologies to you sir.

Your granny overdosed on my cum, but some say she drowned first

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Oh yes I can!

Fresh squeezed orange juice
Fresh flaky croissants
Whole milk yogurt with fruit
Espresso

Nah. She died of a hunger strike in a home as she degraded into dementia.
In pain and miserable.

Nice try being edgy though!

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I love plain makes my whilly tingle

As it should

Plain also known as cake are usually the choice of old dudes.

My pops buys plain donuts that come with sachets of sugar.
He also has it with black coffee.

Is he a man of culture?

That’s nice, dear.

You are correct.
Yes.

Really it wasn't. Life in a home is kinda as bad as the movies make it out to be.
Pray you never end up in one.

Boston Kreme. Old fashioned is hella dry.

Oi faggot, do you accept my apology?

Depends.... did you ask Shrek for forgiveness too?

This thread is about donuts

Yeah. And said granny made the best donuts.
Your point?

Powdered tiny white donuts are the best

sour cream donut holes from walmart are the shit.

>when you go over his house

...ffs, sad that you actually have to speak like this to get shots, mfw I've spoken like this when I was younger to pick up shots at the club... they would stay around when they realized that I was a different person out of the club, one who could support themselves and a conversation

Thots*

Get off your fucking soapbox was my point.

Chocolate donuts and custard filled long Jon's, mother fuckers.

I'm not on a soap box though.
Merely pointing out a reality to counter an edgy troll's disrespectful comments.

I think you're just jealous that you've never had such great donuts.

i mean, i used to love these donut sticks i think they were called "stix" because with coffee they'd like tighten up like a cold scrotum and get crunchy with all the encrusted frosting but the sour cream donut holes from the walmart bakery are almost perfect and the sour edge is great.

Boston Cream, nothing else can compete. u mad donut boi?

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You're a fucking cringe lord faggot loser

Never heard of yeast donuts.. gotta give these a go, thanks gramgram

You can also pound it, if you know what I mean... digital wink!

Shipley's bear claw or their butterfly roll

Fuck'in A

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I don’t think she can hear you, she’s busy being Joan of arc

Just how much pressure are you allowed to apply if you are going to measure how many donuts you can stick on your dick?

Actually... my Granny was a strong as fuck person in life... would probably have made Joan look like a weak bitch.

As much as you can without the donut falling apart.

i once ate something like a cross between regular dough and french puff pastry, a bit flaky but overall not crumbly, simply glazed
it was amazing but i cant find it anywhere where i live and i dont even know what that kind of dough is called

Intriguing