What's the most sexually depraved shit you've done? Pic unrelated
My female friend promised to call me to catch up, we've been talking less since she got a boyfriend... well, she called me when she promised to but guess what? Her boyfriend was with her.
They ended up fucking while I was on the phone, I had to talk casually and pretend I didn't notice any background noises or her coughs covering up her grunts or her change in tone.
Sniffed my sisters friends panties. They were clean smelling and I was disappointed.
Ethan Cooper
How'd they smell?
Nicholas Diaz
like cheetos
Cooper Mitchell
Hmm probably that one time I did that one thing
Eli Cox
jerked off with a female friends panties while i was staying over her apartment for the summer. i told her to her face too, good news she still talks to me, bad news is she didnt fuck me afterwards
Blake Richardson
Did you jack it anyway?
Logan Mitchell
Was moving to a new place and had the old one cleaned out a few days before handing it over. Had a fresh whip cream enema fetish at the time, so I went and got a couple of whip cream cans. Later that night, after prepping for anal play properly, I repeatedly filled my ass with said whip cream and squirted / sharted it back out all over the place. Felt fucking great.
Took about 20 minutes to clean up. Handed the place over two or three days later.
Jacked off while talking to my gf on the phone and she casually mentioned her sister's sex life. >"Femanon told me that the first time she had sex with user, it hurt her but she really liked how user was moaning." >"Femanon also said she sucked user's dick and because it was so big she would sometimes choke. Also, Femanon mentioned that afterwards user came all over her face".
Not my proudest moment lads.
Daniel Howard
I let a girl hold a possession of mine and when she left my home I fell asleep smelling it it smelled sweet
I know that feeling. It makes me hurt for you. Smelled my gf younger sisters panties and they had literally no smell. I did lick the crusty white stain shed left behind.
Jonathan Hughes
I even collected a pubic hair and keep it close by in my wallet for reasons I cannot really explain.
Christian Brown
do you show your face, or from the neck down?
Jason Powell
Cheat on my gf with a Japanese. I felt like shit but it was tight
Jason Ross
Consensual missionary with my adult wife for the sole purpose of procreation.