What's the most sexually depraved shit you've done? Pic unrelated

What's the most sexually depraved shit you've done? Pic unrelated

My female friend promised to call me to catch up, we've been talking less since she got a boyfriend... well, she called me when she promised to but guess what? Her boyfriend was with her.

They ended up fucking while I was on the phone, I had to talk casually and pretend I didn't notice any background noises or her coughs covering up her grunts or her change in tone.

I jerked off during the call and I'm not proud

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I facefuck my girlfriend and give her throatpies. When she’s not in the mood she jerks me off and tells me to cum in mommy’s cunt.

This is what happens when you let your son play with barbies

Bought used panties

from who and how was it?

take dicks bareback and swallow loads of cum

That ain't depraved dude. I dressed up like a girl and jerked off underneath a highway at 2am surrounded by trash and needles.

why tho

Crossdressing arouses some people

i have camsex with girls of questionable age on omegle

Sniffed sisters used panties

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Sniffed my sisters friends panties. They were clean smelling and I was disappointed.

How'd they smell?

like cheetos

Hmm probably that one time I did that one thing

jerked off with a female friends panties while i was staying over her apartment for the summer. i told her to her face too, good news she still talks to me, bad news is she didnt fuck me afterwards

Did you jack it anyway?

Was moving to a new place and had the old one cleaned out a few days before handing it over. Had a fresh whip cream enema fetish at the time, so I went and got a couple of whip cream cans. Later that night, after prepping for anal play properly, I repeatedly filled my ass with said whip cream and squirted / sharted it back out all over the place. Felt fucking great.

Took about 20 minutes to clean up. Handed the place over two or three days later.

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How old do you think? Do you have a big dick?

Some other user replied.
They didnt smell anything "extra". I just felt degenerate..

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Jacked off while talking to my gf on the phone and she casually mentioned her sister's sex life.
>"Femanon told me that the first time she had sex with user, it hurt her but she really liked how user was moaning."
>"Femanon also said she sucked user's dick and because it was so big she would sometimes choke. Also, Femanon mentioned that afterwards user came all over her face".

Not my proudest moment lads.

I let a girl hold a possession of mine and when she left my home I fell asleep smelling it it smelled sweet

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I don't normally like to talk about it but one time i had sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of reproduction.

I've borrowed my mother's vibrator and played with it analy.

Marked my friends gfs toothbrush with my semen. Thinking about that prissy woman brushing my jizz into her teeth and gums makes me cum insanely hard

You guys are fucking tame, Holy shit

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From where? How stinky we're they?

I know that feeling. It makes me hurt for you. Smelled my gf younger sisters panties and they had literally no smell. I did lick the crusty white stain shed left behind.

I even collected a pubic hair and keep it close by in my wallet for reasons I cannot really explain.

do you show your face, or from the neck down?

Cheat on my gf with a Japanese. I felt like shit but it was tight

Consensual missionary with my adult wife for the sole purpose of procreation.