YLYL make me skirt edition

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Without that dumbass monkey fuck

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I would love to lick her dirty ass.

I'm pretty sure my cinicism was caused by a single event. When I was like five or six I went to a friend's birthday party at McDonald's. Ronald Mcdonald showed up and everyone lost their shit. I went over to see what all of the hype was about and I see him with a swarm of children surrounding him. He tells a joke. "what's a frog's favorite drink?"
"croak a cola".
I didn't have a mirror nearby so I couldn't see my face but I bailed on that shit so fast and went back to my table feeling empty and no nugget or fry could fill the void.

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fucking great

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Cheryl sounds like a stupid bitch.

May 19th

Show your math

Wrong, then bernard would have known

awww shit i know whats gonna happen next. Shes gonna pull out hers and they are going to compair whos cock is bigger

If he gets her pregnant, the child will be a mix of Ebolaids and Coronoachan

It's 7/16
If Bernard doesn't know it then it can't be May or June. After the Epiphany Bernard would be left with dates 15,16, or 17. And if now all of a sudden Albert knows, then it must be 7/16, 8/15, or 8/17. Since he says he knows for sure it can't be August because it has 2 options.
Worst ylyl in history.

The correct answer is July 16th for the following reasons:

When Bernard says he doesn't know - eliminates no answer choices, as they all have multiple dates

When he says Albert doesn't know either - eliminates May & June because both of those months have unique days

When Albert says he knows - eliminates the 14th as this is shared between July and August, leaving one July choice and two August choices

When Bernard says he now knows - if August he wouldn't know, therefore it must be July 16th

The fact that this girl is a bitch and autistic for not just telling them - priceless.

Fucking scars on his back, jesus

Cheryl is getting a tag team, dirty bitch.

sure go ahead and drink hand sanitizer see how that goes for you

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wat happen when u dishonor the yakuza

Now that’s a man who loves his crabs